Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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you_failed 15
No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)
ProhibitionRose 14
....wow...that's what you get for tickling him.
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Comments (132)
mintcar 10
I don't understand why some people think it's okay to tickle those who don't like to be tickled. Just because he was laughing doesn't mean he was not being serious about being left alone. YDI OP.
ALQ_fml 13
Reread the FML. Nowhere does it state that OP's boyfriend wanted to be left alone. Sometimes ticklish people don't mind being tickled, at least for a moment.
mintcar 10
Read #20"s comment.
ALQ_fml 13
20's comment states an opinion. Not every ticklish person hates being ticklish, and to assume so is folly. I am ticklish, and so is my partner. We tickle each other occasionally. I stand by my earlier comment.
kbearx3 0
ydi, i my boyfriend tickled me once and i knee'd him in the crotch. >_< he was pissed, but that's just how some people react when they get tickled. especially when they're not expecting it.
FreebirdIII 1
I nearly caught a fish once.
unknown33429 0
I don't know why but I found this really funny. Nicely done sir.
Risket 0
please elaborate on that!
PJATOSROCKS09 0
Don't complain. You were the one who chose to tickle him. Would you like it if he tickled you in a place you didn't want to be tickled? Besides, if perchance he said he doesn't like being kicked in the balls (which I don't think anyone does), would you kick him in the balls? For NO reason?
PeteyPablo12308 20
I'm ticklish like that as well. When someone tickles me, I uncontrollably flail around, so sorry but YDI.
TheChowski 2
How do you ALMOST break your nose? It's either broken or it's not?
hilariexcore 0
I think she's just one of those obnoxious bitches that over exaggerates everything.. If she didn't break it, she has no reason to complain..
Pushka 8
I'm really sorry that you didn't get too serios injury because you definetly deserve worse. You are obviously insanely stupid, I meen 'flirty'? Your bf deserves better since you are obviosly stupid and now with broken nose I immagine ugly, hope he dumps and finds himselfe a desent girl , or at least one with 2 brain cells put together, somethin u obviosly lack.
TheChowski 2
If you're going to call her "stupid" and say she "lacks 2 brain cells" you may want use correct grammar yourself.
fthku 13
#44 I'd hate to see what you do to people that ACTUALLY hurt you.
Njlove0502 3
Calm yourself down, all she did was tickle her boyfriend, you're acting as if she killed a puppy or something.
I_Am_Blacklight 2
As do you, with your terrible spelling and grammar. **** off, and go learn some proper English. Even though I totally agree she should get dumped for thinking that's flirting.
vanaathiel 13
I don't understand why people think tickling is flirting. My boyfriend thinks holding me down and tickling me is going to get me in the mood or something, but really it just pisses me off.
gg95_fml 4
That's hilarious!
Anbuntou 8
No no, tickling is not a way of being flirty u.u
kathuzada 6
he is weak