Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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you_failed 15
No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)
ProhibitionRose 14
....wow...that's what you get for tickling him.
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Comments (132)
timburr2011 4
I'm even extremely ticklish on my feet and my boyfriend done that one night and he got kicked off of the couch.
FruitSalad4225 0
Everyone knows that by tickling someone, you automatically assume all responsibility for any mishaps that occur anywhere in the world for the duration of the other person's laughter.
lethal_judgement 1
yeah, you failed.
Ugi 27
Tickling is a guaranteed way to annoy me. It's not sensual and it's not fun, I just can't abide it and it will only make me cross. You BF may have a better relationship with his ticklishness than I do but even so, you were asking for it! YDI.
sheethapins 13
Did you use the big gun or little gun?
sheethapins 13
oops, wrong spot. hmm.... feel free to thumbs down :D
jess6blondie9 3
Ah! You deserved it.
tinypurplegiant 0
Don't feel bad. I kicked my boyfriend in the face one time from tickling. :(
tinypurplegiant 0
Don't feel bad. I kicked my boyfriend in the face one time from tickling. :(
SunDropGirl 0
tickling is no joke my bf tried tickling me... never again did that happen..(:
ledstratdak 0
did anyone else read half of this and all ready know what it was going to be about?