Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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you_failed 15
No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)
ProhibitionRose 14
....wow...that's what you get for tickling him.
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Comments (132)
fthku 13
Well, what turns a guy on more than tickling after all. He probably just got so excited he couldn't contain himself.
khaya 9
Your boyfriend is a ninja, shit I think he heard me.
enonymous 9
I was thinking NBA player and no whistle on the call proves it
musicboi96 1
haha u found his "spot"
UsaFtw 0
haha and he found hers too
JesterMarcus 0
What the hell is wrong with you women, stop the damn tickling if all you are going to do is complain about the repercussions. You know what tickling does to people, stop acting so surprised that it ended with you in pain.
nerdsgetmehot 23
FACT: Ticklish people hate being tickled.
Erato_fml 6
I'm a ticklish person and I think it's fun to tickled...lawyered :D
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh snap! My apologies, sir. You're the first person I've heard of that actually enjoys it. Are you a masochist? I was once tickled so much that I threw up.
rockyraccoon28 8
yeah, it definitely stops being funny when people tickle me so much that i can't breathe. tickling is equal to if not worse than legit torture, imho.
noboundary 9
Imagine how it may be for those who are not ticklish, it feels like you're being poked by a pen : (
Erato_fml 6
Well, i consider tickling as that part where it is just making you laugh, once you start crying/throwing up, its considered torture. So i like tickling, torture - not so much. i have never thought of masochism and dont see how it relates.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#96 Dude...I was making a joke. Since I consider tickling to be torture, and you enjoy being tickled...I made a joke about masochism. Why so serious? :P
wooiekid 0
#104. you are an idiot
nerdsgetmehot 23
How on earth am I an idiot? I was making a joke, you idiot...
Shiningstartp 9
no wooiekid. you're the idiot, douche. don't be such a hater. 104, I got your joke. I thought it was funny.
holagranola 15
ha ! that sounds like something I would do:P
Mark_Johnson_15 4
enough of all this tickle hating...I happen to think its quite fun :P And I'm really ticklish too so you can't say I'm biased lol
missmaryb 0
If you know he's incredibly ticklish, you deserve it. FHL for having an incredibly annoying gf like you.
gg95_fml 4
That's so mean! She was just playing around!
BWill9014 4
Yes, because a spot that is ticklish automatically makes it a turn on spot for them..... OP you fail xD
chrisakapookie 1
lol turn on :o
samurninja 0
how do you know if you nearly broke it?
catatonicsleep 17
maybe they had an xray and its damaged but not broken...