By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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Spinach 0

As a volunteer bingo announcer? No, I don't think they have to know the symptoms of a heart attack.

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purplelyna 0

omg thats just...really bad... but ultimately i feel bad for that poor ol' lady..well atleast the last thing she was doing was playinb bingo...old people love that game..

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Spinach 0

As a volunteer bingo announcer? No, I don't think they have to know the symptoms of a heart attack.

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toenails 0

Wow.. thats very sad to hear. Hope she rests in peace and I'm sorry that had to happen to you.

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purplelyna 0

omg thats just...really bad... but ultimately i feel bad for that poor ol' lady..well atleast the last thing she was doing was playinb bingo...old people love that game..

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Nin9 0

Oh wow that sucks but it is probably one of the funniest things i have ever heard. :/

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Timmytwofinger 0

hahahahaha! fair play at least she went out on a high

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pookiesgurl 0

its funny but not so much in the moment...im sorry u had to go through this but i must say that in some strange way this FML moment brightened my day! lol

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d_dh2310 0

# 36... AHAHAHAHA also, don't feel bad.. not your fault!!

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phoebatron_ 0

ahahahahah! I feel so bad, but that's so funny!

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