Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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Top comments
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You mean long overdue?
pauliegon 18
A haircut may be in order here
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Comments (62)
nitrog100 21
Not sure why this is an FML unless you have smooth hair. There was a guy on the football team with really poofy hair, and we'd see how much random junk we could get to stay in there (with his permission). You'd be surprised how many school supplies and assorted coins Polynesian hair can support.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You're lucky it was just change and not a bug or something. Seriously, take a shower more often!
cryptic_silence 11
That's very oddly, a specific amount of cash.
Inquizeron 18
"Then I remembered I was a stripper."
GeorgiaBea 28
I'd say that's a pretty good shower. Now all you need is a beer.
Ninjerman 7
Do it again!
MissTCShore 7
Twenty Six cents? So are we talking a quarter and a penny (bad, but not too bad) or more like 26 pennies (WTF!!??)?