Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML I agree, your life sucks 32710 I agree, your life sucks 32710 You deserved it 82258 You deserved it 82258 5 3 4 44 By FattyMcFatterson - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 02:37 / United States
Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours... I agree, your life sucks 46572 I agree, your life sucks 46572 You deserved it 3067 You deserved it 3067 113
Today, I reached out to an old friend to ask how his battle with cancer is going. He responded by asking for boob pics. FML I agree, your life sucks 3230 I agree, your life sucks 3230 You deserved it 298 You deserved it 298 21
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and... I agree, your life sucks 31795 I agree, your life sucks 31795 You deserved it 10250 You deserved it 10250 68
Today I was going to bed with my wife and she was giving all the signs that she wanted to get it on. I rolled to her side of the bed and made my move.... I agree, your life sucks 1220 I agree, your life sucks 1220 You deserved it 188 You deserved it 188 20
Today...I woke up only to find out that I had gotten so drunk the night before and taken home 3 guys. I don't know what happened but everything hurts.... I agree, your life sucks 336 I agree, your life sucks 336 You deserved it 699 You deserved it 699 11
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
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