Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML I agree, your life sucks 32689 I agree, your life sucks 32689 You deserved it 82210 You deserved it 82210 4 3 4 43 By FattyMcFatterson - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 02:37 / United States
Today, while chopping green chilies, I accidentally rubbed my eyes. It currently feels like Satan pissed hellfire straight into my right eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 11862 I agree, your life sucks 11862 You deserved it 4773 You deserved it 4773 35
Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from... I agree, your life sucks 17513 I agree, your life sucks 17513 You deserved it 70842 You deserved it 70842 303
Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither... I agree, your life sucks 46664 I agree, your life sucks 46664 You deserved it 6986 You deserved it 6986 120
Today, after 10 years of intense training, I earned a black belt in karate. When I told my mom, she asked how long it took me, then laughed and sarcastically... I agree, your life sucks 1245 I agree, your life sucks 1245 You deserved it 81 You deserved it 81 14
Today, I discovered that any time someone calls my mom and asks what I’m doing, she responds with “Pooping.” My crush called today. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Philippines Today, my mom's boyfriend's son stole from me again, this time it's my $4000 gaming laptop. I confronted them about it, and he ignored me as my mom yelled...
United Kingdom Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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