By Anonymous - United States - New Orleans
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
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  killmoose  |  5

A bathtub for washing and then hang it on the shower curtain to dry, it's cheaper than a laundromat and definitely cheaper than a washer and dryer of your own

  IscoreOnU  |  19

Hey it worked for thousands of years. Can work today. Get some corrugated steel in there and you're set. Don't forget the soup
(Avoid tomato soup, it is the best for getting stains out)

  gc327072  |  29

29- pretty sure they'd have washing machines newer than the early 80's, which is when I think they started putting blades in the coin slots to stop that from happening.

By  Synistiel  |  14

I hate when that happens. It's why I never use public washers/driers. Can't ever trust them. Especially campground ones, bugs collect in them and die and then you have them in your clothes.

By  iloveshim  |  14

That's why you don't piss of the elves! They pull this shit every time. It's very simple, leave a saucer of honey and a saucer of milk. Then they leave the laundry alone. That information I got was on the Internet... You can't lie on there.

  I_Has_A_Fishy  |  12

This is a reference to something, but I can't remember what it was. In the story/movie if you gave the elves a saucer of honey and a saucer of cream they would fall asleep. Wow, kinda wish I could remember the title, it's going to bug me now.