Ya actually the bath tub can make a really good washing machine. Just need to add a little more soup though..

mmmm soup

Unless your boyfriend pooped in it.

A bathtub for washing and then hang it on the shower curtain to dry, it's cheaper than a laundromat and definitely cheaper than a washer and dryer of your own

Hey it worked for thousands of years. Can work today. Get some corrugated steel in there and you're set. Don't forget the soup (Avoid tomato soup, it is the best for getting stains out)

Nice callback 9. I am still not fully recovered from reading that FML.

If OP doesn't have a bath tub, a sink always works. I've done it many times and it is very effective.

Agreed practically a lot of public machines like vending machines especially... Seems to get my money every time!

Lots of Laundromats are old though. May be the equipment!

If they're old enough, you might be able to get away with the old string on the quarter trick...

Kick the shit out of it that usally works for me

Should have brought more quarters...

Yes, yes they are.

I've never tried that, 29!

29- pretty sure they'd have washing machines newer than the early 80's, which is when I think they started putting blades in the coin slots to stop that from happening.

42 I did say "old enough"

31-Scouring for change probably means OP could barely find enough quarters to wash in the first place, let alone extra.

And soaked :/

And caked in soap

Bugs?

Yes. Bugs. Like roaches. And some flying insect I never saw before. I never went back.

Well op lives in an apartment building so maybe the building has a laundry room, so there are no managers

What?

I think you smoked enough marijuana for today lol

This is a reference to something, but I can't remember what it was. In the story/movie if you gave the elves a saucer of honey and a saucer of cream they would fall asleep. Wow, kinda wish I could remember the title, it's going to bug me now.

Season 6 Episode 9 of Supernatural. Ok I'm done here.