Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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Top comments
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You mean long overdue?
pauliegon 18
A haircut may be in order here
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Comments (62)
KC822 2
This post makes no cents....
locustbb 9
Maybe 26 thoughts through the day? I've heard you can get a penny for your thoughts.
worldclassrager 41
Now you can buy (maybe) as well deserved gum ball...
pete9913 23
was it a quarter and a penny, or did you somehow have 26 pennies stuck in your hair?
PhinIt2WinIt 24
are you a magician?
Richard6036 13
Two questions how much hair do you have and when was the last time you washed your hair
catherinecas 30
Do you have super thick or curly hair? People used to throw things in my hair to try and make it stick. Once I came home and washed it to find copper wire, a dead spider, and random pen parts.
CaptainSmith28 19
#firstworldproblems
OhWhoCares 42
I'm dying to know what exactly fell out, was it 26 pennies? Or 2 dimes, a nickel, and a penny? 5 nickels and a penny? Perhaps it was 2 nickels, a dime, and 6 pennies. Maybe there was a quarter in there somewhere... The world may never know...
Sonotsuave 37
Don't question great things just take it and ROLL with it