FML : Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only...

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Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only to find a huge wasp hiding under it. FML.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MozillaHostile / Friday 9 October 2015 18:54 / Canada

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By kibster9 | 20

#6431520 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:56

Cats always know...

By steelersfan501 | 17

#6431511 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:53

I think your cat deserves a reward!!

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By steelersfan501 | 17

#6431511 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:53

I think your cat deserves a reward!!

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incoherentrmblr | 21

#6431584 - Saturday 10 October 2015 16:49

Deserves Cat Nip indeed...

By mattc1213 | 12

#6431512 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:54

Oh my gosh! I am melissaphobic (phobia of bees) so I would have freaked out. FYL

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Luxray24 | 13

#6431603 - Saturday 10 October 2015 17:41

Not a clue why your comment was down-voted.

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askullnamedbilly | 33

#6431624 - Saturday 10 October 2015 18:04

I guess it is being downvoted because anyone would've freaked out at a surprise wasp, so it's pretty unnecessary to point out that a person with a phobia would've done so as well.

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MagnusDeus | 23

#6431724 - Saturday 10 October 2015 20:21

It sounds like you're afraid of people named Melissa.

By tamesenicole | 27

#6431513 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:54

Sick!!!! Mine used to chase dogs out of the yard

By TonierShadow | 19

#6431518 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:56

At least it wasn't the bees

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I_Like_Dogs | 28

#6431523 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:58

The bees! Not the bees!

By cooltatgar | 30

#6431519 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:56

Good hunter
Unlike many lazy cats

By kibster9 | 20

#6431520 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:56

Cats always know...

By yahitscyndi | 20

#6431521 - Saturday 10 October 2015 14:57

You should be proud of your kitty, he's trying to protect you.

By Talonshere | 14

#6431525 - Saturday 10 October 2015 15:00

How big are we talking. *gulps*

By pjsr | 31

#6431526 - Saturday 10 October 2015 15:03

Why wouldn't you assume there was something there? A cat doesn't normally launch random attacks on household objects that are always there.

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aimbug | 42

#6431800 - Saturday 10 October 2015 21:50

Mine do.

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individual00 | 14

#6432398 - Sunday 11 October 2015 12:50

Mine does as well. She especially likes attacking the edge of the rug, but there's never anything underneath.

By Calingaladha | 21

#6431528 - Saturday 10 October 2015 15:09

So, basically the worst thing you could find under anything.

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anythingrandom | 23

#6431568 - Saturday 10 October 2015 16:14

could have been a spider.

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shesaywha | 19

#6431594 - Saturday 10 October 2015 17:26

or a corpse.

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MagnusDeus | 23

#6431725 - Saturday 10 October 2015 20:22

Well that escalated quickly.

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Calingaladha | 21

#6431770 - Saturday 10 October 2015 21:15

I like spiders. A corpse would be pretty bad.

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