By biggs sprhro - 10/10/2015 04:25 - United States - Bryan

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 642
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Fuck that! You need to get your balls back

Make her do it herself. If she has a problem, she can do it. I honestly don't understand why you are responsible for keeping her feet warm

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Fuck that! You need to get your balls back

Or find someone as equally willing to spoil him.

Before he turns into another Caitlyn Jenner.

If her feet were so warm, she'd know and just uncover it herself. That's so inconsiderate of her.

#31 Your username is very fitting to this FML xD

He can not get them back as he lost to some pussy..

if you're looking for your balls, check her purse, then dump her for someone who appreciates you, not takes advantage of you.

Tell her to do it herself...

Or better yet use a blow horn after 3 hours. That'll teach her

Yeah I'd tell her to do it herself

Make her do it herself. If she has a problem, she can do it. I honestly don't understand why you are responsible for keeping her feet warm

And meanwhile I'm afraid to ask my boyfriend not to buy me things for fear I'll sound too demanding, and this girl is not afraid of asking for shit like this.

He's not. He's responsible for keeping her feet cool so she doesn't get too warm. Either way though it's her issues to deal with. If it bothers her that much she can set her own damn alarms to wake up and uncover her feet. Realistically though most people will just naturally kick the covers off in their sleep if they start to over heat so I don't understand why she feels the need to schedule it at all.

You need to set boundaries, especially if her crazy decisions are negatively affecting your life like this.

I'd keep that alarm on silent and tell her next time she better set her own alarm!

Or just not set an alarm. If she's asleep, she'll never know the better. If she wakes him up and complains, then he needs to stand up to her and yank his jewels back.

You need to walk away. Because you lost your balls, by putting pussy on a pedestal, there is no way you can recover from that with her. In the next relationship don't settle for less than the best for you.

Respect yourself and get her to do it herself

You can say no. And if she breaks up with you for it, her loss. You are not her servant. You are in a relationship and should therefore be her equal. If you are not her equal, you need to put a stop to this selfish, spoiled behavior.

Yeah, er, I'm gonna have to go ahead and get your man card from you.