Money: Today, I was doing my laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the...

By Megan - 17/08/2012 07:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was doing my laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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By Ashley Rocha - 11/09/2018 20:30

Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML

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By Asteria - 15/11/2018 05:00

Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML

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By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

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By Liah - 28/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML

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By CollegeGirl - 01/05/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. 30 minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 17 August 2012 13:11

Slow down there champ

soccergurrll 8

Friday 17 August 2012 13:12

You broke your nose over a dollar...

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FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 17 August 2012 13:11

Slow down there champ

pcentral 17

Friday 17 August 2012 13:38

Your profile pic + your comment = WIN!!

scoobyfiend 0

Friday 17 August 2012 15:12

13- your profile picture = ******

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Friday 17 August 2012 17:09

29 - Your profile pic suggests you could be a bitch. (I like where this thread could be heading).

cantthinkofshit 5

Friday 17 August 2012 17:30

Think about it.. Diving for a dollar.. Stereotypically Jews are cheap and get excited over the sight of a penny.. Also they have big noses... I imagine yours got a little swollen after hitting it... Jesus is trying to tell you something!

cartooncharacter 9

Friday 17 August 2012 18:48

There's your down payment on the corrective procedures on your nose. Op, your life definitely sucks. (I already pushed the button for that.)

jhicks123 10

Friday 17 August 2012 20:57

Your profile pic fits the comment. Haha

Futacy 29

Friday 17 August 2012 21:28

Congrats! You earned a dollar, and you now have to pay a $100 to fix your nose.

FYLinAmajorWay 1

Friday 17 August 2012 23:36

Sounds like you had a flash back of your days as a stripper...DIVE FOR THAT DOLLAR!!! Seriously though you should get those under control, maybe keep something like this from happening again ;)