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Today, I was doing my laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML

By Megan / Friday 17 August 2012 07:30 / United States - Fayetteville
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Think about it.. Diving for a dollar.. Stereotypically Jews are cheap and get excited over the sight of a penny.. Also they have big noses... I imagine yours got a little swollen after hitting it... Jesus is trying to tell you something!

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Sounds like you had a flash back of your days as a stripper...DIVE FOR THAT DOLLAR!!! Seriously though you should get those under control, maybe keep something like this from happening again ;)

By  awsetdvcshjkgss  |  1

Wouldn't the dollar bill have been ruined after going the ought the wash?

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