Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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Top comments
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You mean long overdue?
pauliegon 18
A haircut may be in order here
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Comments (62)
vicky_lynnnnn 11
Hey, its money!
ProSwimmerFL 16
That's ******* nasty
Enslaved 38
Check for more. Maybe you'll find grandpa's watch.
aprilnb1 18
You should save it and put it towards a hair cut...
countryb_cth 38
Or a hair brush
abbssterss 14
Well deserved ? Money fell out your hair ? A shower is always well deserved and if you have access to it why do you have 26 cents falling out of your hair ? ?
fsomelife 26
After the words "well-deserved shower" and money falling out of her hair, I'm kinda wondering what OP does for a living...
homtravel 10
Well it's the first time I'm hearing money falling out from someone's hair.
Odiz747 23
How is this an Fml? She got free money
buckdharma 38
I have a theory. 13 different people gave you their 2 cents. Just a theory.
sh4ll0truth88 8
I guess you wanted to change your mind