Y'all need fiber.

If only that'd happened BEFORE the shower...

Are you still single? Why am I surprised?

shit happens

Regardless of your age, never ever trust a fart. Maybe the shower water mixed with the gas is what made it all liquidy?

Anal. When it makes your hole weak while making your whole week.

At least the part on your body is easy to clean, jump back I to the shower. Can't say the same for the floor.

And back into the shower

I'd blame it on the dog

You know ehat they say. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

hey guys, its me, op! I hadn't been feeling well and had just gone to the bathroom so I thought I was safe (since I thought I was empty) that's why i trusted the fart. and to the asshat asking if I'm single and he wouldn't be surprised if I were, no sir I'm not single. been dating my boyfriend for 2.5 years, jerk. anyway, thanks for the comments, they made me laugh!