By blondie875 - 26/5/2018 14:30 - United States

Y'all need fiber.

Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML

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By azouwa | 26

#7639597 - Saturday 26 May 2018 21:07

Anal. When it makes your hole weak while making your whole week.

By Erik Gudmundson | 9

#7634144 - Monday 14 May 2018 8:11

I've done that the other day myself maybe when you're 30 you can't trust farts haha

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By Erik Gudmundson | 9

#7634144 - Monday 14 May 2018 8:11

I've done that the other day myself maybe when you're 30 you can't trust farts haha

By ARISKomuniszt | 24

#7639573 - Saturday 26 May 2018 20:31

If only that'd happened BEFORE the shower...

By RichardPencil | 27

#7639575 - Saturday 26 May 2018 20:39

Are you still single? Why am I surprised?

By breyes016 | 11

#7639582 - Saturday 26 May 2018 20:47

shit happens

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7639585 - Saturday 26 May 2018 20:55

Regardless of your age, never ever trust a fart. Maybe the shower water mixed with the gas is what made it all liquidy?

By azouwa | 26

#7639597 - Saturday 26 May 2018 21:07

Anal. When it makes your hole weak while making your whole week.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7639604 - Saturday 26 May 2018 21:27

At least the part on your body is easy to clean, jump back I to the shower. Can't say the same for the floor.

By Davros | 12

#7639891 - Sunday 27 May 2018 19:44

And back into the shower

By Davros | 12

#7639892 - Sunday 27 May 2018 19:45

I'd blame it on the dog

By blightsight | 10

#7639909 - Sunday 27 May 2018 20:09

You know ehat they say. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.