Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
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Sebastian_NG
| 17
Next time try and motivate yourself while looking at a female bodybuilder, still awkward but at least she doesn't have a penis
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CustardAndPie
| 13
To me, this seems like the perfect opportunity to play mind games with your dad.
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CustardAndPie
| 13
To me, this seems like the perfect opportunity to play mind games with your dad.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Haha yeah OP can have some fun with this. This is good so that he can see his dads opinion on someone who is gay.
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the_anti_hipster
| 7
"Yeah, dad. How about those abs? They make me want to do some weights with some gay bar--I mean barbells. By the way, have you seen my glitter and Justin Bieber cd?"
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
42) Even gay guys hate Justin Bieber.
I know a couple who hate him with a passion.
I know a couple who hate him with a passion.
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tacovender
| 7
People keep calling beiber gay. Gays don't want him either.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Well I'll admit that yes I'm a guy. But a few of Justin biebers new songs are not that bad. But that's just my opinion.
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chetchatter
| 5
I would be one of those guys that hate justin beaver with a passions...
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SarcasticUnicorn
| 9
In this situation, I would have looked down for a brief moment, then with my most serious face look him in the eye, and say " Dad, I think it's time for you to leave." and look back at my screen until he left.
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golfman717
| 0
So now he thinks you are gay, the exact thing happened to my friend while he was looking for new boxers online. OP I feel you pain.
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deOrca
| 8
So...you feel OP's pain because a your FRIEND went through something similar?
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swoozie23
| 6
Explain the situation! Sounds suss though
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TheDrudgeChild
| 4
What the fuck does suss mean?
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CustardAndPie
| 13
#62, here in England, "suss" is slang for "figure". (IE, you can suss out the solution to a problem.)
Something about the context gives me the impression that #4 might be using it as an abbreviation of "suspect", though.
Or possibly slang for "sorted". Although having slang words to replace slang words seems a bit ridiculous to me.
Something about the context gives me the impression that #4 might be using it as an abbreviation of "suspect", though.
Or possibly slang for "sorted". Although having slang words to replace slang words seems a bit ridiculous to me.
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louiseth
| 9
Suspicious.
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chickenwalrus
| 14
serious?
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Sebastian_NG
| 17
Next time try and motivate yourself while looking at a female bodybuilder, still awkward but at least she doesn't have a penis
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auzz1_pride
| 9
Good advice, but I think I'd rather just listen to music. No one is going to judge you for that.
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auzz1_pride
| 9
I hate this phone app, I commented on #1s comment and it pushed it to yours. Sorry for the inconvenience everyone.
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xoconnie
| 8
LOL awkward at first but no big deal after u explain it to him.. unless he doesnt believe u of course :/ good luck man.
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xoconnie
| 8
oops sorry!
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Listen to breakdown of sanity. That's all the motivation you'll ever need. Be warned though it's not for the faint of heart.
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PrimeEvilTahir
| 23
20- #1 is no more with us....
Moment of silence please...
Moment of silence please...
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HollyDolly660
| 8
Just look at a picture of a super hot girl and tell yourself you're not going to get her or any girl that hot with your current physique. That should be good motivation.
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
Female bodybuilders aren't that great looking, in my opinion. Just keep a mental image in your head instead of on your computer screen.
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annemarte
| 4
...oh yes, they do!!
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untamed112
| 0
Lol
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TrollingBitch
| 3
With all the steroids she takes, she's probably close to having one anyways...
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Drew167
| 8
That must've been uncomfortable for the both of you.
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forthelove82
| 7
Happy birthday :)
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Drew167
| 8
Thanks .
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Bonzer
| 2
His birthday is the 17th. Today is the 16th.
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boofgall
| 16
42- uh, it says the 16th on his profile, so what are you going by?
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Fatalally
| 4
Says 6/17/1994 for me. Maybe it's just the app?
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Fatalally
| 4
...that or I'm just missing the sarcasm.
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Drew167
| 8
It's the 17th but I figured it was a glitch so I didn't want to be an asshole about it.
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AlexV17
| 0
It's the 16th for me glitch I guess well now it's 17th HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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jackassiddy
| 8
Don't worry OP, I "motivate" myself at least once a day. ;)
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auzz1_pride
| 9
It's the effort that counts... Even if all the movement is with one hand.
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SnipeFatPeople
| 6
I can just imagine him staring at you, than just walking away
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boofgall
| 16
then*, otherwise there's a totally different meaning to what you're saying.
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TheDrudgeChild
| 4
29 - I had the mental image of OP's dad staring at him, contemplating walking away, then deciding not to and continuing to stare. The "than" makes it much funnier.
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Byahhh
| 3
Must have been ABSolutely awkward.
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Meliibelii42
| 1
Cute
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MattBC97
| 4
Have fun making eye contact for the next few weeks.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
The only excuse for that would be a Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee poster.
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
Mentioning Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris in the same category eh?
Bruce Lee- changed martial arts forever, culturally diffused it into American society. An educated man who can be quoted at any time.
Chuck Norris- a B rate actor.
Bruce Lee- changed martial arts forever, culturally diffused it into American society. An educated man who can be quoted at any time.
Chuck Norris- a B rate actor.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
I personally like Jackie Chan better.
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tony1891
| 22
I can only imagine what your father thought. lol