Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
Today, I was doing squats in front of the gym's mirror. I noticed the guy next to me giving me weird looks. I assumed he was judging my form, until I realized I was standing in front of a wall of mirrors that reflected the women’s yoga class behind me. To everyone else, it looked like I was just staring at them while squatting aggressively. FML
Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, there's a kindly old lady at my gym who always looks over at me while I'm finishing on the elliptical. I thought she was checking me out. Turns out, since I always end my workout with 5 minutes on it, she thought I came to the gym, did 5 minutes on the elliptical, and left. She wasn't flirting. She was judging me. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
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manb91uk 22
I would have probably said something along the lines of “I’m going to stare at your sublime wife for a few more minutes, then I’ll do my set” After that, I’ll probably pick my teeth up and leave
pjsr 33
Must have been a looooong pause
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Comments (21)
pjsr 33
Must have been a looooong pause
worldclassrager 41
Now you know go look at left hands...
Arashikage 18
What?
core01 30
Rings
Miss_Whipped 43
Probably meant "know to look at left hands" in order to see a wedding ring.
manb91uk 22
I would have probably said something along the lines of “I’m going to stare at your sublime wife for a few more minutes, then I’ll do my set” After that, I’ll probably pick my teeth up and leave
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
You really wanna see the world burn, don't you?
manb91uk 22
I’m an agent of chaos
Michael A Such 4
I’m sure this isn’t the only time this has happened.
wheresthesafety 31
Anyone who clicked YDI - is he not allowed to check someone out? Awkward situation but he definitely didn't deserve it for doing something everyone does xxx times a day? Peace
Dave_Davington 34
What, I sarcastic quip for the woman's husband is too much for his poor little feeling to bear, is it?
Dave_Davington 34
*a. For ****'s sake, let us edit our comments again.
DanielleinDC 34
People go to the gym to work out, not to be leered at. OP was probably staring at her for a little too long.
wheresthesafety 31
Maybe. But I go to work to make money, yet still get leered at and commented at. It happens, let's be real.
Dave_Davington 34
Yes, and when said leerers are sarcastically called on it, their poor little hurt feelings are their own problem.
mssileas 25
yeah and when it happens, sometimes you get called out on it If you 'checking someone out' lasts long enough for someone to notice and comment on it, maybe you weren't making that person you were 'just looking at' feel very comfortable. In that case, other people might make you uncomfortable by telling you so.
Rabite 28
"Maybe. But I go to work to make money, yet still get leered at and commented at. It happens, let's be real." So if you experience this on your own regularly und you know firsthand that it sucks and is inappropiate, how can you defend this behaviour? And how can exactly this be the reason to defend this behaviour?
Darkness_Hate 29
Maybe it will be the cause for a lucid dream in the future when you will sleep on a couch!
withered 30
You had to pause in order to check someone out? And obviously you took your sweet time if other people noticed. Sounds creepy. Check someone out like a normal person, there is no need to creep people out by staring at them for eternity and making them uncomfortable.
Rabite 28
This would even be better if this guy wasn't her husband but just a nice guy who is also creeped out by this behaviour.
sunnyskys 25
Probably would have laughed, apologized and and complemented him on his wife. Oh well, if the guy got jealous then he is insecure. We all do look and we all wish to be looked and at even if you don’t admit it. I turn that energy right around and us it on my wife. She’s all I need, though complements are great!