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Wow! I can understand the fire department but ambulance too??? What did you do?!?
I must be making French fries the wrong way. I usually just use potatoes, salt and oil. That's probably why they always turn out so shitty.
To make decent French Fries without razing your neighborhood, boil the sliced potatoes in oil for about 45-60 minutes THEN salt them. And for the love of tater tots, buy a fire extinguisher. You're gonna want one if your that much of a fire hazard.
He made french fries. :(
74 shut up now and I'll let you live, also I think this FML is an insult to me.
89, did you need the ambulance and fire department too, or did you make them wrong?
I've heard if you have an oil fire, you can use baking soda to put it out, or smother it
Probably exactly what happened.
Maybe next time you should look up how to online.
Or get oven frys xD
I hate this app -.- it tries so hard to not let me edit so *fries*
Hm, I do not think that I would trust OP with oven fries either.
You would **** up a wet dream lol
Wait, what?
Am I the only one who didn't like the way this was phrased? Also YDI.
agree! " make home made french fries " is very confusing
No, almost worse, actually.
#32, you are my new best friend.
the reason as to why the ambulance was needed is left for the reader to imply. an educated guess is that while slicing the potatoes into fries; the OP severely cut, or even severed a finger.
Or got burnt on the hot oil.
Or, as anyone that's accidentally started a small frying pan fire or been in a school drill would know, ambulances come automatically with the fire department. That is Definitely the more likely reason, If we're being serious, not sure why we would be on this site however *shrugs* meh
You are my favorite person #32 best FML ever
I love the wording x)
XD
They do require a proper amount of monkey cum.
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.sorry, keeps screwing up.
26 your comment annoys me, but I gave it a thumbs up for your surprise use of "defenestrate."
You're making it wrong!!
Don't forget ketchup, people always remember the ambulance and fire department, but they always forget the ketchup.
Love that pic lmfao
A Smurf lit you on fire. End of story.
Uh of course you needed the fire department and an ambulance. Firemen and paramedics are awesome fry cooks.
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Wow! I can understand the fire department but ambulance too??? What did you do?!?
How could you forget the fire department and a ambulance? Those are key ingredients to French fries