How could you forget the fire department and a ambulance? Those are key ingredients to French fries

I really want french fries right now

I must be making French fries the wrong way. I usually just use potatoes, salt and oil. That's probably why they always turn out so shitty.

OP probably started an oil fire and tried to put it out with water.

To make decent French Fries without razing your neighborhood, boil the sliced potatoes in oil for about 45-60 minutes THEN salt them. And for the love of tater tots, buy a fire extinguisher. You're gonna want one if your that much of a fire hazard.

He made french fries. :(

54 - either you're an idiot or you're trolling. In either case, if you cook home-made french fries for more than 10 minutes total, you're doing it wrong.

74 shut up now and I'll let you live, also I think this FML is an insult to me.

89, did you need the ambulance and fire department too, or did you make them wrong?

Home made french fries? wow... is it that hard?

102- no. It's easy but he accidentally had the recapy book open to French Fires instead..

lmfao

I've heard if you have an oil fire, you can use baking soda to put it out, or smother it

Probably exactly what happened.

Because the fire department showed up it can be assumed that op also needed an ambulance because they got severely burned. Most likely anyway.

Or get oven frys xD

I hate this app -.- it tries so hard to not let me edit so *fries*

Hm, I do not think that I would trust OP with oven fries either.

Wait, what?

It was phrased well enough, so what if it's not perfect? It's still funny! Calmeth thine tits (curtesy of a friend of mine)

Okay this shitty app wouldn't let me add the last part, which was: < curtesy of a friend of mine)

agree! " make home made french fries " is very confusing

Today, I concluded that I should proceed in preparing some French fried potatoes. I reasoned that all this would require is potatoes and sodium chloride. Unbeknownst to me however, it also entailed emergency medical and fire vehicles and personel. FML Better?

No, almost worse, actually.

#32, you are my new best friend.

the reason as to why the ambulance was needed is left for the reader to imply. an educated guess is that while slicing the potatoes into fries; the OP severely cut, or even severed a finger.

Or got burnt on the hot oil.

Or, as anyone that's accidentally started a small frying pan fire or been in a school drill would know, ambulances come automatically with the fire department. That is Definitely the more likely reason, If we're being serious, not sure why we would be on this site however *shrugs* meh

You are my favorite person #32 best FML ever

XD

Of course they do! How on earth are you making French fries? -_^

7-No, they require des sapeurs pompiers and the Croix Rouge Française.

Mine, #18, went to #7

They do require a proper amount of monkey cum.

#7 You sir, are a colossal troll! On the up side, congratulations! On the down side, I've sent someone to your home to defenestrate you. They should be there shortly. Have a nice day :)

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.sorry, keeps screwing up.

Today, I got thumbed down on FML because I didnt get what Fire Department and the Ambulance was for to make french fries. Im a sore loser that I still dont get what happened. FML

You will if you get any dumber...

26 your comment annoys me, but I gave it a thumbs up for your surprise use of "defenestrate."

of course they do, how have you been making them all this time?

You're making it wrong!!

They do if you are an extremely unlucky individual like OP.

Love that pic lmfao