Today, I decided to make homemade french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML
Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML
Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML
Today, I attempted meal prepping to “get my life together.” Within an hour I'd burned rice, melted a plastic spatula, and discovered I’d seasoned chicken with powdered sugar instead of salt. My smoke alarm and my stomach filed complaints. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Today, I decided it was the perfect day to make Penne alla Vodka. It was also the perfect day to set my kitchen on fire. FML
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Top comments
mthammer 4
Wow! I can understand the fire department but ambulance too??? What did you do?!?
Damn_Hippster 11
How could you forget the fire department and a ambulance? Those are key ingredients to French fries
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Comments (80)
gigi03 5
Did they help you eat the fries?
cblackleyy 3
this is the gayest post ever .
hoonyer 17
hmmmm, you must be using a different recipe then the one i use, how do those come out?
jetole 0
how? really how? I mean French fries are simple to make but I can't even fathom how someone can misunderstand the concept enough to require fire department AND ambulance.
moomoomeow2 7
Hope things look up!
yenidewi 11
hahhahahhahahhaa ... the most expensive french fries u ever tasted ... lol
321amanda 3
I know the feeling. My first time making banana fritters the stove caught on fire. Baking soda, btw, puts out oil-fires. Or a fire extiguisher... which will make a ridiculous mess...
dloyfbc 0
Oh..Well.. Did the fries come out ok?..
jojo_o4 0
:/
nikijcchz 10
Ur like me!! Neither should be in the kitchen ..lolz