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Today, I found out that my dad has drunkenly told my sister more than once that he doesn’t love either of us, and even then he prefers her over me. All these years I thought I was crazy for thinking I had any kind of daddy issues, but I guess that must be why I’m a phenomenal fuck. FML
It's possible she has been told that. The question is: did those who lavished such praise have the experience to make a credible judgment, or were they noobs who were easily impressed?
This case requires further research. Y'know, for science...
You need more than n=1. You know, for science. I’ll help support this research!
I think it was supposed to be sarcasm or a self-jab.
What tf did I just read ?
Did you just seriously refer to YOURSELF as a phenomenal fuck? Nah, if you said others called you that I'd believe you but come on, this is just straight up narcissism.