Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
ZombieSazza
| 34
... How badly did you fuck up popcorn to have the Fire Brigade at your home?!
By
magikarpsmurfs
| 19
Fires can be exciting as any movie & happens to go well with popcorn.
COMMENTS
By
amanda182
| 19
How did you even manage to light popcorn on fire...? You put it in the microwave and just wait.
Reply
Cortezthe1st
| 23
Popcorn does burn if you leave it 20 seconds more than it says.
Reply
aruden
| 25
on the bright side look at the response time of the fire fighters
Reply
IAmzephyr
| 22
what about jiffy pop?
Reply
missambitious
| 21
Jiffy pop is worse because you cook it on the stove.
Reply
EatUrGreens
| 20
Not everyone has a microwave and it's the easiest thing to burn on a stove
Reply
WhoCouldIBe
| 11
Or an actual popcorn machine which doesn't produce any flame. Jiffy pop doesn't start on fire and microwaves are the most common way of making popcorn at home. If you don't have a microwave you probably don't have a home either
Reply
blackonblight
| 32
Written like someone who has never had real popcorn. Made on the stove with oil, tastes 400x better.
By
Akoni
| 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
Reply
aruden
| 25
boooo. you tried to hard on that one
Reply
thatguynamedsky
| 32
*too
you tried as well
you tried as well
Reply
Blizzicus
| 20
it never said microwave
By
ZombieSazza
| 34
... How badly did you fuck up popcorn to have the Fire Brigade at your home?!
Reply
MELKOZAR
| 27
Who the fucks calls it a fire brigade?
Reply
trellz17
| 19
Maybe the Scottish?
Reply
tj4234
| 35
Yup, we do.
We also call it the fire service. But, it's mostly called the fire brigade here.
We also call it the fire service. But, it's mostly called the fire brigade here.
Reply
ZombieSazza
| 34
The Scottish. We call it the Fire Brigade.
Reply
Likian5
| 26
Coming from an American, that sounds strangely badass.
By
magikarpsmurfs
| 19
Fires can be exciting as any movie & happens to go well with popcorn.
Reply
apineapple
| 40
Well, i don't think they would have any popcorn, considering its what burned the house down.
Reply
BeastyMcbeast
| 19
Figures a fire type would say that fire is awesome.
Reply
Retaheki
| 27
Don't let his profile pic decieve you! He is a Water type, evidenced by his name, Magikarp.
Reply
Kittyphysics
| 21
hes a new type, steam, clearly.
By
xxlittlemsanime
| 24
More details please? It sounds like either a defective bag of popcorn or your un-watchful eye.
By
AnOriginalName
| 19
Yeah, and all popcorn packets say specifically to not use that button because it'll burn the shit out of the popcorn.
By
rachelthelime_fml
| 29
I'm guessing you tried to make it from scratch? Dx Hope you're ok OP
By
Likian5
| 26
I'm really tempted to say YDI just because I'm not getting the feeling that you know how to properly use a microwave...
By
iwanttogotoparis
| 26
How Do you manage that?
By
Stillo
| 25
Please tell me they were strippers!?:D
Reply
91hayek
| 31
If only. But if she had popcorn she'd get butter and salt all over them.
Reply
zachix
| 14
I see no downside