How did you even manage to light popcorn on fire...? You put it in the microwave and just wait.

Popcorn does burn if you leave it 20 seconds more than it says.

on the bright side look at the response time of the fire fighters

what about jiffy pop?

Jiffy pop is worse because you cook it on the stove.

Not everyone has a microwave and it's the easiest thing to burn on a stove

Or an actual popcorn machine which doesn't produce any flame. Jiffy pop doesn't start on fire and microwaves are the most common way of making popcorn at home. If you don't have a microwave you probably don't have a home either

Written like someone who has never had real popcorn. Made on the stove with oil, tastes 400x better.

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boooo. you tried to hard on that one

*too
you tried as well

it never said microwave

... How badly did you fuck up popcorn to have the Fire Brigade at your home?!

Who the fucks calls it a fire brigade?

Maybe the Scottish?

Yup, we do.

We also call it the fire service. But, it's mostly called the fire brigade here.

The Scottish. We call it the Fire Brigade.

Coming from an American, that sounds strangely badass.

Fires can be exciting as any movie & happens to go well with popcorn.

Well, i don't think they would have any popcorn, considering its what burned the house down.

Figures a fire type would say that fire is awesome.

Don't let his profile pic decieve you! He is a Water type, evidenced by his name, Magikarp.

hes a new type, steam, clearly.

More details please? It sounds like either a defective bag of popcorn or your un-watchful eye.

Yeah, and all popcorn packets say specifically to not use that button because it'll burn the shit out of the popcorn.

I'm guessing you tried to make it from scratch? Dx Hope you're ok OP

I'm really tempted to say YDI just because I'm not getting the feeling that you know how to properly use a microwave...

How Do you manage that?

Please tell me they were strippers!?:D

If only. But if she had popcorn she'd get butter and salt all over them.

I see no downside