Are you blond?

I bet your a glasses wearer too

YDI for being conceited enough to talk a full 10 minutes about what you were planning on doing tonight.

Blonde*(Well, usually) and *you're.

I really hate blonde jokes. Just because someone is blonde, doesn't mean that they are stupid. Anyone could have done that!

It's ok op I'm sure most people have done that before

9 - that makes them have a life.

9 - just figured id do this too

#9: Just because you could tell your plans for the night in 4 words ("jerk off to porn") doesn't mean everyone else's life is that boring.

I'm blonde. I wear glasses, and I've done that before. I see no problem here.

Hahaha sadly I've done that

OP, can I buy some weed from you?

Can you spell?
It's blondE

Yes to the blonde but asking "Are you blonde?" is dramatically correct. You're would make it a statement.

62- completely lost me on the latter part..?

But if they could...

This situation always happens to me when it's summer, I'm by the pool and my sunglasses are on the top of my head =(

Being blonde has nothing to do with being forgetful lol

You guys realize that #1's comment is more likely to be a typo of 'blind' (o is next to i) than a fail of spelling blonde.

Hot damn! 4 hidden comments in a row!

32- Same Here!

I'm brunette, wear glasses, and I've done that before lol

7- what's that have to do with anything?

No, I meant it to say blond. BTW, blond and blonde are both correct spellings.

@9 - I got only 30 thumbs down (as of October 9)? I'm surprised.

And yeah, it shouldn't take more than a minute to describe what you're doing on a given night. Behold:
"Ok, so tonight I'm going to put on my make up, eat some food, maybe hit up the mall, then go clubbing with Shaniqwa and the guhs, then go to the mall again, and after that I'm going to go to the bar, get laid, then do some drugs afterwards."

There you go. I said all the stuff that 'people with lives' do, and it would have taken me about 45 seconds to say on the phone.

That's rude

62- i think u mean gramatically correct

dumbass.

It's okay, together we will find the cure for dumbasses.

I've done that before. No big deal.

A severe case of stupid will do it to you. Cover your mouth when speaking. It may be communicable.

OP you fool! Though to be honest this is probably the number one first world problem.

False, I discovered the worst first world problem yesterday as I bitched to my sister about angry birds not having an update when I finished all the current levels.

24 - It's called a bullet to the head behind a shed, Ol' Yeller style.

At least you found it! :D

that's what she said!

Dammit I meant to thumb up

Fail, nuff said

At the FML or your redundant comment?

my mom actually did this once. how embarassing...

I once was looking for my phone while holding it in my hand before so I understand why she feels bad, but not for 10 whole minutes...

That happened to me before..

Same!!!

This has happened to me too. I think something like this has heppened to everyone. Just no on likes to admit that they have their stupid moments.

I bet it felt amazing

Me too >.<

Done it looking for my keys.

You were talking to your friend on your keys?

faaaail ! :P, but that stuff happens to everyone

Haha, I laughed so hard I fell off my bed XD

#12 its a steryotype joke like black or asian jokes. Not all blacks steal and not all asians drive bad, its just fun to make jokes about it. So blondes are retards. :)

plenty of times!

OMGSH. I do that too! LMAO.

Uhm as in you repeatedly, or just constantly? FYL

I think my mother did it 3 times in one day once...