Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, after my workout, I opened my locker to find… nothing. No phone, no keys, no wallet. I panicked and reported it to the front desk. Turns out I’d used locker 37, but my stuff was in 73. The staff found it immediately. I thanked them like they’d saved my life. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
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sunrises_fml 0
all i have to say is that it annoys me to no end when people call it an itouch. no. it is an ipod touch.
sarahlee123 0
im sorry but that is so your fault! even though ive done it before..:( it sucks.
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Comments (139)
Bojana 6
It's your fault YDI.....
WadeSimMiser12 0
Attention FAIL
Zak3nnay0 0
lol. best fml ive read in a long time. the new fml's are generally lame...
Warkweh 0
/Facepalm 'Nuff said.
paks7 0
well, i bring all of that stuff to the gym too, but for one i USE my ipod so i dont know why yours was in the locker... as for the other stuff i always double check that its locked up and safe (that would include checking for the sticker...) before i leave the locker room
sunrises_fml 0
all i have to say is that it annoys me to no end when people call it an itouch. no. it is an ipod touch.
ArgentumAurum 24
This is my absolute worst pet peeve as well.
Akon_27 0
just to let u guys no he said itouch witch is an ipod touch and the iphone is WAY diffrent!
deaditegirl 0
YDI. Wow. And thank you, #17.
NGM_KID 0
I agree with #17, it's an iPod touch!! You wouldn't call the iPod nano an iNano or the iPod shuffle an iShuffle...so just say the REAL names. That is of course if you ran out of characters to type, but still, it annoys me so bad!!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
This sucks. It's totally your fault, but it sucks. My iPod got stolen in a similar situation a couple months ago, except it was even more my fault. To #8, the reason the iPod would be in the locker is because the OP probably walked to the gym and wanted something to listen to. However, not everyone's workout clothes have pockets for an iPod or a hands-free workout in which they can hold onto it. In those situations, we don't listen to our iPods and just store them in the locker so we can have them to listen to on the walk there and back. Not that weird.