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Sorry OP... it was all my fault, please forgive me. :(
All will be forgiven if you just open up and let the OP grab their phone. BTW, congratulations on becoming sentient and making an FML account!
Sounds like you need a better system my friend
Maybe next time email might be better because you could always access your account information on someone else's computer/ or smart phone.
#40 my photos are automatically backed up on Google Photos and I can access them on my phone, tablet and both my PCs. it's awesome, bit if I forget to delete a certain photo (if you know what i mean) from my other devices, my family can see it...
How did you expect that to go?
Should've gotten a key lock instead. Although you probably would've just locked that in there too. Good job, OP.
That's why you have a brain...
#5 why do you have to be an Asshole? OP just simply made a mistake.
That's why you write it backwards on your forehead. People won't know what it means since it is backwards but when you look in the mirror you could see what it is. The perfect plan.
they'll lock themselves in
Sorry, OP, but YDI
That my friend, is when you press the YDI button
LOL
The only answer..... I agree, your life sucks
Keywords
Should've gotten a key lock instead. Although you probably would've just locked that in there too. Good job, OP.
People don't normally go to gyms expecting to get a mental workout; you're really making every dollar of your membership count, OP.