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Well if you break up with him you and your new manager will have something to converse about then SHE WILL LOVE YOU
*Looks at 16* *Shakes head sadly*
To muzikmajor. The OP said. One of her exes. Which obviously means he is talking about a girl. Learn to read you moron
Top right hand corner of the fml there is a little blue circle with an arrow pointing diagonally upwards to the right- male symbol....
Let's just hope OP doesn't get fired..
This Fml has a typo and it's really annoying me.
Don't get your meat where you get your bread, OP...
Into the company inkwell, OP, dippeth not thine pen...
Tip: Don't poop where you eat, OP.
Or you just don't date co-workers at all.
But office co worker sex is awesome
That's an opinion.
I wish feelings were that simple to control... "I'm terrible in love with one of my coworkers. It feels so great to be with him and he feels the same!" "Wait, did you just said 'coworker'?" "...Yeah?" "Forget about it immediatly." "Oh, m'kay."
Nonsense. I am part of one of 7 couples at my workplace; in fact we are the only couple that hasn't married.
Why date when you can just be friends with benefits?
If it doesn't work out you're ******
I smell a break up. Just me?
Just you. OP will be boss about this and make out with her in front of his manager.
*Sniff* Nope, not really.
END IT. END IT NOW. Kidding, but if your manager is a total ass, then I wouldnt worry too much. Just find out who dumped who..
And if it was amicable, and if the ex isn't still carrying a torch, or is vengeful...
Please, do explain to me how she seems like a *****
So if q person has more than one boyfriend/girlfriend, they're immediately ******?? Your logic amazes me.
My girlfriend introduced me to my boyfriend. *shrug*
Clearly, the original commenter is a Harry/Hermione 'shipper, and is applying their logic about Ginny towards everybody else in the world. (I tend to thrive on internet chaos, so this is how I know this.)
You just mad because you probably never even had a girlfriend or boyfriend so get over yourself, you probably don't even know what a ***** is...just saying
She was in a, presumably, long term relationship with OP's manager, which she got out of, and now she is in a new relationship. Yep she is definetly a ***** who sleeps with the entire office carelessly.
How did that *cough* work out?
Oh, it's fine now. Just took some *cough* syrup and drank a lot of water. I was fine the next day.
That's great! :D
BAM! New no dating of coworkers rule is coming up in the next meeting! ;)
This sounds like it could be a tv show pilot.
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Or you just don't date co-workers at all.
Dating coworkers is against a lot of company's policies for a reason.