Work: Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office...

By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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Phoneless in Seattle

By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 23:00

Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML

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By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.

By Karma - 15/03/2017 02:00

Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:34 - Sweden

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

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By Sweeney - 20/05/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:35

Might I suggest a passcode so someone doesn't place nasty photos as your background.

Memeosaurus 14

Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:20

I hope the person didn't get any actual shit on your phone.

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Memeosaurus 14

Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:20

I hope the person didn't get any actual shit on your phone.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:35

Might I suggest a passcode so someone doesn't place nasty photos as your background.

HylianBadger 21

Tuesday 9 August 2016 20:05

I know I require one on mine. All my friends are the type of people who change your status on Facebook if you don't log out and leave your phone/computer unattended.

Bearsmomma 30

Wednesday 10 August 2016 12:34

I always have my phone password protected since having it stolen and accounts being screwed up. Learned my lesson.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:36

Some people are just really shitty.

TheNoNameGuy 20

Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:52

You don't have a password.? in a way fyl. but also ydi.

NeatNit 32

Tuesday 9 August 2016 14:30

Agreed, if only the website let us rate this one YDI maybe the vote counts would look different...

chrisbeaudoin 26

Tuesday 9 August 2016 19:40

I don't know what is up with the "This could've happened to me" button but most people will still use it as the "YDI" button.

Oceanborn_fml 24

Tuesday 9 August 2016 20:10

Yea, I've been so conditioned to use the button at the bottom as YDI, I often click it and then later notice it's not a YDI... and probably don't notice at all most of the time. I don't even know what that "that could have happened to me" button is there for. it's like a second, but fluffier, FYL. edit: On second look, I just noticed I DID use it as a YDI on this post. xD

Lizza330 28

Tuesday 9 August 2016 13:30

At least it was still there.

vOIDmASS 13

Tuesday 9 August 2016 14:36

And you're sure it was your phone? Could have been the same model phone yet belonged to some sad individual who likes to look at their own poop (I'm assuming this is their poop, but really, once a person is this far gone, you really never know).