You ain't seen me, right?

By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
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Malkria 1

I would forever live in the shower...

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Duladian 19

Hope it wasn't a semi see through the curtain

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disco2466 8

hey at least you didn't die like some people do

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loloalltheway 23

This is like a scene from a typical American high school movie.

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fireysaje 10

Or college. Toga, toga, toga, toga! I'll go now...

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Thelnternet 7

wow. comment misfired. i am sorry everyone

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gc327072 30

....hey! You lookin kinda cute (ey!) in that plastic shower curtain guuuurl.

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ShyAnn29 14

This may be the new fashion statement!

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christyxbee 15

This has happened to me in my freshman year of college. Only not only did my floor mates do that, they also hung my underwear and bra outside the community shower/bathroom window. It wasn't for fun either. Had a tough time that year due to bullying - youd think that would be practically nonexistent by the time you're in your 20's (especially at a private religious college like mine) but boy can you be surprised.

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Duladian 19

Hope it wasn't a semi see through the curtain

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gc327072 30

What's the purpose of a shower curtain if it's see through?

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happylawyer 16

To hold the water from getting outside the shower, but letting the light in. :-) Even the completely see-thru ones could cover the view when folded. It could have covered her.

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gc327072 30

69- what I'm trying to say is, in a house/apt there's usually a outer decorative curtain, and an inner rubber/plastic one. In public facilities, there's usually just the inner, but it's usually not see-through for obvious privacy reasons.

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Malkria 1

I would forever live in the shower...

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onlychildFTW 33

Who steals towels and robes??? Was it a nearby hotel? Haha.

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gc327072 30

Meant to say women. Not sure why it aotocorrected to men. Sexist phone.

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gc327072 30

Autocorrected women to men? Dafuq? Sexist iPhone....

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BlueberryCrayon5 4

I know I would wait there until someone came or until like 3 in the morning

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BeforeItWasCool 12

Your idea of a party is running round the building dressed in a shower curtain? Charlie Sheen has nothing on you.

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btstig 11

But your mom had her lips on me last night, bitch.

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ramakanthsj 3

And you live in Antarctica that you could Not have asked anyone to help?

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damnu 3

Sure, the key was in the robe so of course cellphones was under the pillow. She must have been alone in the dorm, or everybody was implied into the joke...

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mrnuleef 7

I'm sure her practical jokers would have been delighted to help her from the plight that they put her in.

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Sandsh8rk 36

I'm sure the guys got a show ;) Next time, put your clothes somewhere safer. Or just shower fully clothed.

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Krirn 21

Yea, wash your clothes while you wash your hair, saves time and water.

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kyat288 9

What an asshole! You find that **** and do the same!

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PinkieKeen 20

You'll be forever known as Curtain Girl.

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xgirlofglassx 4

People call me Curtain Girl because I work the curtain for plays at school, so it took me a while to understand your comment :p

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