Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
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Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, after my workout, I opened my locker to find… nothing. No phone, no keys, no wallet. I panicked and reported it to the front desk. Turns out I’d used locker 37, but my stuff was in 73. The staff found it immediately. I thanked them like they’d saved my life. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
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sunrises_fml 0
all i have to say is that it annoys me to no end when people call it an itouch. no. it is an ipod touch.
sarahlee123 0
im sorry but that is so your fault! even though ive done it before..:( it sucks.
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Comments (139)
SaruhMai 0
That was stupid. And you own an iPod Touch and STILL call it an iTouch?! Luhh-mayy.
0neiros 14
You did screw up by leaving the combo, but what a sad comment on society, that first chance they get, the thieves come out, even at the gym. I'd go to the cellphone company and see if they can trace it.
Antonio718 0
@ 37....who gives a SHIT....honestly if people want to comment as the other person then let them....its pretty funny as hell anyways
lizz1234 0
i know this is irrelevant to what happened but its bothering me. its not an iTouch. its an iPod touch. saying iTouch means nothing..
ohhboyy 0
lmao #50 stfu nobody cares at all
eric9297 0
You are an idiot not only did you leave the sticker on also you are an idiot who dose not even know the name of your possessions it is a iPod touch not a iTouch what do you touch yourself with it if you do have fun with that but we do not need to know about that
ecoboy19 0
dude just ask the gym if they have a security tapes and you can see who stole and your and idiot
jSOPURE 3
I'm sorry to hear but YDI. Hopefully it will never happen again. =X
cypglobalthreat 0
why would you bring and itouch and phone to a gym if you just leave them in a locker? if you drove you should have left you stuff in the car if you walked or got dropped off, keep them with you
majortom546 0
YDI because its an iPod touch not an iTouch retard.