Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, after my workout, I opened my locker to find… nothing. No phone, no keys, no wallet. I panicked and reported it to the front desk. Turns out I’d used locker 37, but my stuff was in 73. The staff found it immediately. I thanked them like they’d saved my life. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
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sunrises_fml 0
all i have to say is that it annoys me to no end when people call it an itouch. no. it is an ipod touch.
sarahlee123 0
im sorry but that is so your fault! even though ive done it before..:( it sucks.
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that_guy_you_are 0
The exact same thing happened to me... well almost, they opened my wallet, took all my cash, and left. It was the last time I trusted strangers.
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Good work.
caittt 0
the big deal about ipod touch/itouch is that since it is an IPOD, it should be titled as such. like you don't say inano or ishuffle. you say ipod nano, ipod shuffle. the iphone is not an ipod & therefore they named it iphone. so if they make another iphone style they might call it iphone _______ whatever. but the product is ipod. that's why people get annoyed.
MrJentipede 2
You must live in a large town, at my gym I don't even use a lock.
boomstar 11
WTF is an itouch???? LOL YDI for bringing all that stuff that you had no intention of using and then for bein a dumbass and leaving the sticker on the lock. WTG!!! YDI!!!
Rabblerouser 0
Its called an iPod Touch, not an iTouch.
animel 0
No! No. No one deserves to be stolen from. Don't blame the victim. Take your ydi's back! I mean it! Humph..
survivalism 0
For the love of CHRIST, there's no such thing as an "iTouch."
shadow_child 0
You don't DESERVE it. Yes, you made a silly mistake... but you don't deserve having things stolen from you. I just don't bring anything valuable with me to the gym, despite there being locks. You can't trust anyone, you know? :( I hope you can replace everything soon.
Shippicus 0
YDI for having an iPod Touch