By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in November who I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML
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Jimboom 11

Well if you gave him your mobile number then YDI. If however he is stalking you and thats how he got your number then FYL indeed. The first seems more likely so I'm going to go with YDI

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ParaplegicPony 0

I agree. Don't give out your number and then complain that he's calling you. If a girl gives a guy her number he generally thinks that she is interested so he will probably call. YDI.

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Jimboom 11

Well if you gave him your mobile number then YDI. If however he is stalking you and thats how he got your number then FYL indeed. The first seems more likely so I'm going to go with YDI

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ParaplegicPony 0

I agree. Don't give out your number and then complain that he's calling you. If a girl gives a guy her number he generally thinks that she is interested so he will probably call. YDI.

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redbluegreen 40

If the poems are similar to the lyrics of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance, you can be worried. He could very well be nice though. An ex is an ex for a reason, and everyone can seem creepy the first time. You can always change your number though. However, giving random strangers you meet on the bus your number isn't the brightest idea.

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st0815 9

Yep, stick with giving your number to random strangers you meet in a bar while being drunk. That's the only safe way to get laid. Also keep in mind that two out of three people you meet are serial killers, so you should go through life being constantly worried.

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Veritas143 0

Did you know that people are born with aids.. the only cure is to get married and then they dont have it anymore. It's science you wouldn't understand

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redbluegreen 40

-tries to resist making joke about guys spying from your bushes- -fails- Plexico is missed.

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waterynuggets 0

Yeah, what the shit happened to Plexico?

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Intellectualist 0

Clingy and posessive, in it's finest form. He's an ex, you shouldn't be willing to talk, he's probably a buttmunch.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Probably his bullsh*t finally grew too old and someone banned him. He had it coming all along, and it's good riddance really. FML has been more pleasant since he disappeared.

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baby_gurl2405 0

so u met him on the bus u say..... then how the hell did he get ur mobile number? and how is he sending u this poetry? to ur door? i think's ye got a stalker...

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Reality_bites 14

How did he get your number?

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Jimboom 11

The fact she knew who the number was just from a missed call seems to suggest they swapped mobile phone numbers during that bus ride all that time ago.

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pegasus77 0

Your ex could have hired him or something? Unlikely since they on the bus, few people can pull that off. But thats just shitty.

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EMR_fml 0

The fact that you still want to talk to your ex-boyfriend makes you seem creepier than the guy calling you.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

#10, thank you! The words of wisdom. YDI!!!

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pshnoway 0

That's so true. He's probably completely moved on now and wants nothing to do with you. YDI for being a creep.

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Hell_Spawn 0

that made me laugh more than the actual FML

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