The illustrated FMLs

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

By B_and_W / Thursday 21 November 2013 11:35 / France
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By  \  |  28

That child may very well be the Demon Seed.

By  \  |  28

That child may very well be the Demon Seed.


Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down and i'd like ya take a minute and sit right there and tell you how I became the killer of that pigeon right there.
Became a bus drives born and raised , dealing with customers wastin up most of my days , chillin out relaxin , lookin at the bus stop, and I saw a child there, was up to no good ! Started smiling creepy (scared the neighbourhood) I run over one little pigeon and that damn girl screamed *'cept she's giggling with laughter as the pigeons brain flew in the air

Sing to the tune fresh prince of bel air (theme )

  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

She's not necessarily heartless. When I was 5 my best guy friend tried to jump over a trash can and ended up cracking his head open. Me? I couldn't stop laughing. Same thing happened a little later when my best girl friend had a seizure in front of me AND when my teacher accidentally slammed a drawer on my hand and broke 2 of my fingers. It wasn't because I thought any of that was funny, but it's just how I handle stress, pain, and pretty much anything that upsets/worries me. Some people just handle things in strange ways. It doesn't mean that they're heartless.

  threer  |  30

It was just an example...

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