Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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Top comments
kmfyr 0
Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O
myk13 0
Can't you put your plates on by yourself?
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sharkshaveteeth 0
Obviously there does not seem to be a lot of car enthusiasts on FML because most of the guys, including myself intentionally run without front plates because it ruins the front end of the car. I have been pulled over once and got a warning, but just put a new rub strip on and had a front end respray so there is no way that I am going to mess it up by drilling more holes in to put a stupid front plate on. I could just use zip ties, but still, it looks better without.
lesp 6
Woooo! MD baby! But seriously, YDI for it taking you that long.
Rachelrayray 0
HOLY EFF. iM SORRY! U SHOULD HAVE JUST SHOT THE COP AND LEFT LOL OR TOLD HiM UR WiFE WAS DELiVERiNG AND U HAD TO GO OR SOMETHiNG.... FYL THOUGH!!!!
_MLSBIDGAF 0
#60; go eff yerself. ! Maryland rules ! *Go Frederick County !*
_MLSBIDGAF 0
#60; go eff yerself. ! Maryland rules ! *Go Frederick County !*
alewiina 0
Lmao. Irony, it'll get you every time. xD And people bitching about this one, relax, will ya? They're not looking for pity (well, if they are, too bad) they're just explaining a funny/shitty situation, which is exactly what FML is supposed to be.
needanewway2fly 0
you couldn't put your stupid license plate on by yourself, all it takes it 2 minutes and a screwdriver
alexgisforme3 0
THE ******* HOT LOVE OF MY LIFE ALEX GASKARTH IS FROM MARYLAND WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elliekinslurvsya 0
lol i'm from maryland, and i'm pretty sure #2 is right- you have to have both license plates... i also agree with #82. it's easy. i've done it. and i'm 13.
shakenbake93 0
Burn in hell #60. MD is the schit.