Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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andrewzzz
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"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"
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mk58
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Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???
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mk58
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Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???
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Catie13
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he was refering to the sticker....dumb ass loljk
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mk58
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Lmao. I was joking, making a side reference to his penis.
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iLazy
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I thought penis is referred as tool!
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andrewzzz
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"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"
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mk58
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There are actually quite a lot of words used to refer to penises.
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andrewzzz
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i think dong is the funniest one
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abeastmuffin
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naw it's Wang for sure
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i_love_grrr
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i like trouser snake the best!!! lol
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pertained
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his brain
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ydi_4_suking
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ha trouser snake. ive tripped over my trouser snake a few times. its a third leg for me
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slantyshanty
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I was thinking the same.
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jonnyapples
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he also said "I was pulled by a cop" lol
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Chunkylover76
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Any else notice he left out the "over" in "pulled over"? Now it just looks like he was getting "pulled by a cop" who gave him a ticket because he didn't like his "equipment"!! The typo makes it even worse!!
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Docbee
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i like "little head" the best
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poy2x
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third leg is also one
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DboyCorleone
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There's also yogurt slinger and pedro. I prefer mine to be called el presidente
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skidoo800HO
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Why is there a conversation about penis nicknames?
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T3P33_fml
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I like shlong too. but brain would also work
(If women say men only think with their penis, would she be ofended if I ask her to blow my mind?)
(If women say men only think with their penis, would she be ofended if I ask her to blow my mind?)
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FunwithBumperCar
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Panini is my favorite that and black mamba
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sarahoxox
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double barreled vagina destroyer. best. ever.
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ydi_4_suking
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haha those names are funny. and to hold mine in i wear a banana hammock. or ill walk around naked and let my dick and balls do the balls and johnson dance going side to side making a swoosh noise
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bubblesandbeatle
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I know someone named Harry Dong..
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Nitial
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I think the Tony Hawk's brother one, Mike Hawk, is the funniest one.
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Emce
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I have shaky hands as well, looks really bad around cops.
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ImaWiseGuy
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woooo sawww motherfucker, woooo sawww.....
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marmlr339
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YDI for not having it on already!
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corrinaswan
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thts wht I was thinkin
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hihi1212
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me to!
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CryMoreFMLs
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Not me
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Bellacanfixit
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You should've had it on already. Although I understand, I get nervous around around cops too.
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jennifer93
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You should've just asked if he could do it since you must have been quite obviously shaking
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LaL26
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you made my day ! :D
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BaskenRobin
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Those stickers arn't easy to rip if they ar like the ones I have. Must kill the steroid use OP maybe you will stop shaking too.
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bzett
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HA!
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muhaidib
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You're lucky he didn't holding you in for thinking you're on drugs...
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JoshK9030
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spaz