By Cody - 30/04/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"

Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???

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Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???

he was refering to the sticker....dumb ass loljk

Lmao. I was joking, making a side reference to his penis.

I thought penis is referred as tool!

"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"

There are actually quite a lot of words used to refer to penises.

i think dong is the funniest one

naw it's Wang for sure

i_love_grrr 0

i like trouser snake the best!!! lol

ha trouser snake. ive tripped over my trouser snake a few times. its a third leg for me

I was thinking the same.

he also said "I was pulled by a cop" lol

Any else notice he left out the "over" in "pulled over"? Now it just looks like he was getting "pulled by a cop" who gave him a ticket because he didn't like his "equipment"!! The typo makes it even worse!!

i like "little head" the best

third leg is also one

There's also yogurt slinger and pedro. I prefer mine to be called el presidente

skidoo800HO 2

Why is there a conversation about penis nicknames?

I like shlong too. but brain would also work (If women say men only think with their penis, would she be ofended if I ask her to blow my mind?)

FunwithBumperCar 0

Panini is my favorite that and black mamba

double barreled vagina destroyer. best. ever.

haha those names are funny. and to hold mine in i wear a banana hammock. or ill walk around naked and let my dick and balls do the balls and johnson dance going side to side making a swoosh noise

I know someone named Harry Dong..

I think the Tony Hawk's brother one, Mike Hawk, is the funniest one.

I have shaky hands as well, looks really bad around cops.

ImaWiseGuy 5

woooo sawww motherfucker, woooo sawww.....

YDI for not having it on already!

thts wht I was thinkin

hihi1212 1

me to!

Bellacanfixit 2

You should've had it on already. Although I understand, I get nervous around around cops too.

jennifer93 0

You should've just asked if he could do it since you must have been quite obviously shaking

you made my day ! :D

BaskenRobin 2

Those stickers arn't easy to rip if they ar like the ones I have. Must kill the steroid use OP maybe you will stop shaking too.

bzett 0

HA!

You're lucky he didn't holding you in for thinking you're on drugs...

JoshK9030 0

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