By Cody - 30/04/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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andrewzzz 0

"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"

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mk58 31

Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???

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mk58 31

Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???

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Catie13 0

he was refering to the sticker....dumb ass loljk

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mk58 31

Lmao. I was joking, making a side reference to his penis.

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iLazy 0

I thought penis is referred as tool!

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andrewzzz 0

"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"

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mk58 31

There are actually quite a lot of words used to refer to penises.

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i_love_grrr 0

i like trouser snake the best!!! lol

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ydi_4_suking 20

ha trouser snake. ive tripped over my trouser snake a few times. its a third leg for me

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jonnyapples 7

he also said "I was pulled by a cop" lol

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Chunkylover76 4

Any else notice he left out the "over" in "pulled over"? Now it just looks like he was getting "pulled by a cop" who gave him a ticket because he didn't like his "equipment"!! The typo makes it even worse!!

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DboyCorleone 0

There's also yogurt slinger and pedro. I prefer mine to be called el presidente

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skidoo800HO 2

Why is there a conversation about penis nicknames?

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T3P33_fml 0

I like shlong too. but brain would also work (If women say men only think with their penis, would she be ofended if I ask her to blow my mind?)

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FunwithBumperCar 0

Panini is my favorite that and black mamba

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sarahoxox 1

double barreled ****** destroyer. best. ever.

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ydi_4_suking 20

haha those names are funny. and to hold mine in i wear a banana hammock. or ill walk around naked and let my dick and balls do the balls and johnson dance going side to side making a swoosh noise

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Nitial 6

I think the Tony Hawk's brother one, Mike Hawk, is the funniest one.

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Emce 0

I have shaky hands as well, looks really bad around cops.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

woooo sawww ************, woooo sawww.....

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Bellacanfixit 2

You should've had it on already. Although I understand, I get nervous around around cops too.

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jennifer93 0

You should've just asked if he could do it since you must have been quite obviously shaking

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BaskenRobin 2

Those stickers arn't easy to rip if they ar like the ones I have. Must kill the steroid use OP maybe you will stop shaking too.

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muhaidib 2

You're lucky he didn't holding you in for thinking you're on drugs...

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