Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration...

By Cody - 30/4/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

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By andrewzzz | 0

#2434010 - Saturday 30 April 2011 15:50

"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"

By mk58 | 31

#2433919 - Saturday 30 April 2011 15:37

Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???

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By mk58 | 31

#2433919 - Saturday 30 April 2011 15:37

Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???

Catie13 | 0

#2433970 - Saturday 30 April 2011 15:42

he was refering to the sticker....dumb ass loljk

mk58 | 31

#2433976 - Saturday 30 April 2011 15:43

Lmao. I was joking, making a side reference to his penis.

iLazy | 0

#2433991 - Saturday 30 April 2011 15:46

I thought penis is referred as tool!

andrewzzz | 0

#2434010 - Saturday 30 April 2011 15:50

"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"

mk58 | 31

#2434016 - Saturday 30 April 2011 15:51

There are actually quite a lot of words used to refer to penises.

andrewzzz | 0

#2434023 - Saturday 30 April 2011 15:53

i think dong is the funniest one

abeastmuffin | 1

#2434155 - Saturday 30 April 2011 16:21

naw it's Wang for sure

i_love_grrr | 0

#2434211 - Saturday 30 April 2011 16:31

i like trouser snake the best!!! lol

pertained | 12

#2434290 - Saturday 30 April 2011 16:49

his brain

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2434311 - Saturday 30 April 2011 16:54

ha trouser snake. ive tripped over my trouser snake a few times. its a third leg for me

slantyshanty | 7

#2434387 - Saturday 30 April 2011 17:05

I was thinking the same.

jonnyapples | 7

#2434465 - Saturday 30 April 2011 17:21

he also said "I was pulled by a cop" lol

Chunkylover76 | 4

#2434836 - Saturday 30 April 2011 18:45

Any else notice he left out the "over" in "pulled over"? Now it just looks like he was getting "pulled by a cop" who gave him a ticket because he didn't like his "equipment"!! The typo makes it even worse!!

Docbee | 11

#2434931 - Saturday 30 April 2011 19:12

i like "little head" the best

poy2x | 0

#2435271 - Saturday 30 April 2011 20:13

third leg is also one

DboyCorleone | 0

#2435341 - Saturday 30 April 2011 20:24

There's also yogurt slinger and pedro. I prefer mine to be called el presidente

skidoo800HO | 2

#2435902 - Saturday 30 April 2011 23:44

Why is there a conversation about penis nicknames?

T3P33_fml | 0

#2436230 - Sunday 1 May 2011 0:55

I like shlong too. but brain would also work
(If women say men only think with their penis, would she be ofended if I ask her to blow my mind?)

FunwithBumperCar | 0

#2437793 - Sunday 1 May 2011 7:28

Panini is my favorite that and black mamba

sarahoxox | 1

#2437946 - Sunday 1 May 2011 8:38

double barreled vagina destroyer. best. ever.

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2438001 - Sunday 1 May 2011 9:06

haha those names are funny. and to hold mine in i wear a banana hammock. or ill walk around naked and let my dick and balls do the balls and johnson dance going side to side making a swoosh noise