Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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Top comments
kmfyr 0
Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O
myk13 0
Can't you put your plates on by yourself?
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ozymandias_fml 0
On your way *where*? The garage to get a screw driver? The mail box to get the new plates? The driveway to screw the plates on?
lacalina 0
sucks dude, sounds like something that would happen to me... if only you had done it one day earlier right? haha... to the people who say YDI: he prolly just had other stuff going on and kept forgetting to do it... i do that all the time... just because someone is absent minded and/or a procrastinator doesn't mean they think they are "above the law" or whatever sht you're saying :p p.s. hello from a fellow maryland resident c:
takran 0
Hello from a fellow driver in MD... that lives in PA. I don't have to have a front license plate, I win. But seriously, 2 years is a long time even for a procrastinator.
amy_shmamy 0
wow more irony
sarcrl 0
i've always just put them on myself
DigitalShoelaces 0
on the way there? to the mechanic? tip ties and a screwdriver a most is all you need!
ldn123 0
Cops have a problem staying out of the way. lol
Icarus3 0
You knew it was illegal, yet you still did it for 2 whole years. It's the easiest thing in the world to do, yet for god knows what reason you were going to have someone else do it for you. YDI for both reasons. Do you think you're some special little princess for whom the rules don't apply and who will die if she gets a teensy bit of grease under her pretty pink fingernails? If not, then why on earth would you do this? If so, then grow up already.
Blaq 0
That, my friend, is the universe completely screwing with you. Sorry.
Psh_ily 0
lol im in MD too, i hate that you have to have 2 lisense plates