Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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Top comments
kmfyr 0
Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O
myk13 0
Can't you put your plates on by yourself?
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Comments (115)
Phoenix_GAD 0
number 2:you are an idiot, and you need to read these more closely... they already knew that its illegal, durr. and w00t maryland!!
IAmBridgette 0
Hahaha I love irony.
ellameno 2
On your way where? You couldn't screw it on yourself?
romeomanifold 0
In MoCo they actually don't care, it's when you get into Frederick County that they start to pull you over for stupid shit
Superawesomestev 0
similar situation happened to me, except I was going for tabs. still, idi and ydi. gotta pay the tax man.
kppadgett 0
serves you right for living in a communist state which doesn't respect the constitution or the second amendment
Widow_Maker 1
I'm surprised the cop didn't shoot you in the balls and leave you for the rodents.
SarahhBabi 0
she was probably on her way to the MVA to pick up her license plates. chill. ydi OP. I'm surprised you didn't get pulled over sooner lol of course, if you live in Charm City the police are too busy to call you out on it.... but in my part of the state they have nothing better to do lol :)
Jem777 6
YES! Justice is served and YFDI!
ArgentumAurum 24
That is a ridiculous law which is why a lot of states dont have it, why does he deserve it?
DLS930 21
you should have had someone take you