Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
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Top comments
sa5v 21
Wait, so was it your sons or a girlfriend of your sons?
jeepers_1 21
Either way it's not really a big deal. Just underwear. Doesn't even mean he's gay, but really, so what if it did? he'd still he the same person you love.
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Comments (63)
zombiekiller52 24
This needs a follow up!
superspooky 13
Wait I'm confused. is the thong his or a girlfriend's?
nevereyes 31
A thong doesn't equal sexually activity firstly and secondly really no big deal if the son owned them. Now if he's got a secret girlfriend who he's got the underwear of then that's a whole nother story
inz002 6
So I guess Your son doesn't like fat bottomed girls?
pjsr 33
Fat-bottomed girls wear thongs all the time. See: Monica Lewinsky
Canes2292 9
That is disturbing
Oppression_fml 19
Inb4 top FML of all times.
Hildy93 21
Major curve ball
CLT_420 13
Was it his or his girlfriends? Because if it's his that must have been one awkward talk
joetan 16
I feel you..
SS 31
That's disgusting.
revolvearoundme 15
There has never been a better excuse for a sex ed talk than an unidentified innocent thong. Throw a pack of condoms in each of their stocking this year as a "joke" and at least they'll be smarter and have an option if crazy speculation becomes reality. (Honestly that's what I used the first time, was like wait! I got these!)