Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
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Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
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sa5v 21
Wait, so was it your sons or a girlfriend of your sons?
jeepers_1 21
Either way it's not really a big deal. Just underwear. Doesn't even mean he's gay, but really, so what if it did? he'd still he the same person you love.
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Comments (63)
jeepers_1 21
Either way it's not really a big deal. Just underwear. Doesn't even mean he's gay, but really, so what if it did? he'd still he the same person you love.
Shadowvoid 33
Or maybe he's just really good at getting the ladies. Maybe he has the perfect hair, and that perfect smile. He has a perfect sense of humor and wow, I really need to get a life. Arguing for someone I don't know on the Internet.
joeyl2008 29
Supposedly cross dressing is more common amoung straights than gays.
IamHercules 24
Supposedly? What straight man would admit to that?
dannidoll93 24
What had being gay got to do with anything? People can be transvestites without being gay.
RageWolf16 31
What you wear has nothing to do with your sexuality or your gender, and we don't use the word transvestite anymore, we say cross-dresser
jeepers_1 21
well assuming someone is gay because of their manner of dress is pretty common. In fact that's usually the first thing people think when they think of cross dressers, like I said, it doesn't mean he is.
Fuckthefuck 4
transvestite
WOTAN1488 24
Eh, talk with the husband?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Everyone seems to be overlooking this possibility.
alphafish17 16
Maybe there isn't a husband
vikky538 29
My thoughts exactly
lulinator 40
Even if they did belong to your daughter, why does preferring thongs imply that she's sexually active and needs 'the talk.' I'm all for parents talking to their children about the birds and the bees, but it should be initiated because it's a necessary talk, not because in their choice of underwear.
RayneWolf13 15
Agreed. I wasn't having sex when I switched to thongs. They were much more comfy than the ones parents were buying me.
ham_spam 17
Birds cameo it we can do it lets stop talking lets get to it lets fall in love footy know what that's the theme song to
Thatissarcastic 17
Maybe she was very young (too young for thongs in ops opinion)? I thought the same though. It's just underwear, not a condom or something.
aliisza 1
The secret life of the American teenager lol
wysteria14 17
I agree. The main reason a lot of people wear thongs is because they don't want panty lines, I don't see why the automatic assumption is that she's trying to have sex
EvilLittleMan 23
The dead giveaway should have been the elephant trunk... unless there wasn't one.
pjsr 33
The elephant trunk? Explain please
TiggyBonkers 32
It's where guys put their dicks when they wear thongs. It looks like an elephant.
pjsr 33
Thanks 76. You mean it leaves a stretched place, even after the thong is off?
guineagirl96 38
95, he's talking about male things.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Yes! Talk to him, as any parent should. If that were my son, I would sit him down and have a very long talk about the importance of being comfortable and point him to the cotton ones... unless he prefers a different material. In that case, more power to him. I personally can't stand most since they just feel like permanent wedgies.
littlekellilee 45
If they feel like permanent wedgies, you need to go a size up.
whassallt26 13
Could be another girls thong that the son left lying around, so doesn't mean he's wearing it
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I think he is wearing them. I can only assume this from OP saying that she had a "very different talk" with her son.
whatunicorn 17
Plot twist! Whether he was wearing them or had a girl over be supportive! Don't be that parent that kids can never feel comfortable being themselves in front of.
ShirtlessWonder 17
This needs a follow up.
swimthenread27 19
How does your daughter wearing a thong indicate her being sexually active? Also, your son should be able to wear thongs if he wants to and you shouldn't ridicule him.
usnwife 18
I only took it to mean that she realized her daughter was growing up enough it was probably time for the talk, not that she thought her daughter was sexually active... arent you supposed to talk to kids BEFORE they are sexually active anyway? So seeing "mature" underwear could have been the moment OP realized her daughter was growing up and she needed to talk to her before it was too late...
trucker2 33
You found it in the wash machine- sounds like the sock monster tossed it back, relax
vb68_fml 28
?????