Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
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sa5v 21
Wait, so was it your sons or a girlfriend of your sons?
jeepers_1 21
Either way it's not really a big deal. Just underwear. Doesn't even mean he's gay, but really, so what if it did? he'd still he the same person you love.
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Comments (63)
cesarlosada1980 2
Did you ask your husband? He can be having an affair hahaha
Innately 6
and why is that funny
Bootybot47 15
you decided to have the talk with your daughter after you found a thong? thongs don't necessarily mean sex it could just mean I want to wear something without pantylines showing
WarriorOmen 25
I'm with everyone else-a thong is a thong. Loads of people wear them because they don't like the way underwear tends to bunch up under pants and create seams. Others find traditional underwear uncomfortable. Though I personally find the single spin of thread riding up my ass a discomfort, some prefer it over the other. Seems harmless all around.
Dominus101 20
That "thong thong thong thong " Sisqo voice
worldclassrager 41
Did he buy it offline with someone desperately looking for money?
brklynzwolf 14
It's not that bad, they won't be babies forever. Let them have fun and enjoy life while young just let them be honest with you this way you are at least aware of the things they do, but never hold it against them.
DeathAngelsKiss 12
It's just an undergarment.. Doesn't mean they're having sex. But it's still important to have the talk. Better now than never and better to be safe than sorry!
BabyrooKid 11
It could be you need to have a talk with your husband. Just sayin'.
el_bell3618 29
I'll bet that was a fun one!
Merith2004 17
Well OP, if it was your sons and he is gay, I hope you expressed unconditional love and support for him even if you don't feel it. Too many kids are struggling with families that don't accept them. If it's his girlfriend's thong, then I hope you reminded him about safe sex. For both his safety and hers it's a necessary thing. In any event, knowing that you still love him and support him will go along way towards cementing your bond between mother and son.
DoomedGemini 38
While your message is very supportive, a man wearing a thong has absolutely no indication he's gay. If anything, it'd point to trans, nonbinary, or something like that.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
If anything it really points to nothing at all. I prefer things myself and I know a few straight men that do as well. It's just underwear people. OP should just be supportive of their son no matter what his preferences may be, underwear included.
DoomedGemini 38
I meant for "not following society's gender rules" along in my post. I tried to be respectful with both names and trying to correct the person but apparently I failed.