Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
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Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
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Top comments
sa5v 21
Wait, so was it your sons or a girlfriend of your sons?
jeepers_1 21
Either way it's not really a big deal. Just underwear. Doesn't even mean he's gay, but really, so what if it did? he'd still he the same person you love.
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Comments (63)
steam_engenius 21
Maybe should have already had that talk with your son?
Xion0014 20
Maybe hes an exotic dancer? XD
Aalejandro77 12
Why if she's old enough to wear/buy thongs have you not already had 'the talk' with her?!
Kendrah18 19
Who cares! If he wears thongs does it really affect you? NO.
swampbaby985 30
If OP married at least it wasn't secretly for her husband..
coltonwhiteboy 2
I would disown him ?
MyWierdCat 18
Lol. maybe he found it on the road.
justanotherday7 7
Why the talk over a thong if it's you daughters underwear? I understand a different kind of talk that may lead to therapy with your son if the thong is his. Good luck
PenguinsLaugh 24
Why would the son need therapy if it's his thong?
tayxoxoxo 3
The fact that you would even talk to your daughter about her having thong underwear is unnecessary. Just because she owns a thong doesn't mean she is sexually active. Smh.
alitzia_e123 7
A thong doesn't mean anything, if it was your daughters it doesn't mean she's having sex. It's just underwear, and people need to stop stigmatizing them.