Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
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Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
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Top comments
sa5v 21
Wait, so was it your sons or a girlfriend of your sons?
jeepers_1 21
Either way it's not really a big deal. Just underwear. Doesn't even mean he's gay, but really, so what if it did? he'd still he the same person you love.
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Comments (63)
PunkAssJew 10
"And thongs blue,yellow and green" PitBull.
mcluvin_707 6
I really want a followup with this one
luvlu444 24
good luck!
bad_boyfriend 10
This is from Germany. He was definitely wearing the thong.
hersheykisses511 18
At least it wasn't your husbands
datkenna 20
Just because you find a thong in the wash, you need to have "the talk"? Maybe she just doesn't wanna panty lines cmon
GrumpyGrinch 23
You only explain things to your kids after you find a different kind of underwear? They should be updated on all "butterflies and bees" step by step according to their age, not pour it all over them like ice bucket challenge. Allow their brains to work with information you (not anybody else/internet) supplied, and you don't have to spy in the dirty washing.
homtravel 10
It's a personal preference. Nothing wrong with wanting to try something different out of curiosity. It might be a gift? Why are u checking out on their choice of underwears and having parental talks about this?
vdturner25 15
Maybe he had a girl over you didn't know about?
meegal 12
Hopefully it was a girls that he had over and he wasn't wearing it.