Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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CryingHowls 0
damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >
L0veh8te 0
Pyscho Bitch
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rosiegrewup 0
Dump her. Her own stupidity is no reason for sympathy.
whit05 0
What a dumbass. Any girl should be smart enough to know that you NEVER get a tattoo of anyones name on your body!! You shouldn't feel bad that she's a complete ******* idiot!!!
arms_akimbo 0
Uhm. Girl is crazy. Run away.
g00nie 0
woooow.... What a wack job. Run away. Run away now
silversar59 0
80 & 127- i think i get what you're saying. we live in an era where people expect to be able to be happy their whole lives, so when they get married and get disappointed, they think divorce is ok because they realize they'll be happy without that person. you're right to say that in an abusive relationship where nothing can be done about it, you need to divorce. and a couple needs to work out their problems, even if they fall out of love they still made that committment to each other. but this isn't a perfect world, in a perfect world people would still honor that committment... now people just need to do what will make them happy... and that's their right. sorry. i take it that you're married?
Yojalata 0
oops
56578 0
After an event like that, I guess I understand why you didn't go right ahead and leave her... However, if you really aren't into her, don't stay with her. Break up with her the nicest way you can, and hope that she understands. Yeah, she'll be mad that she got the tattoo, but you didn't hold a gun to her head and make her get it. If you're worried she'll hurt herself, tell one of her friends or family member.
N0Luck 0
run away, far away
alpacino_fml 0
if she actually got the tatoo out of love then wtf. but more likely she got it cause she knew the relationship was ending and wanted to save it cause shes needy. either way, bad idea. FYL.
zee209 0
She's an idiot for getting that tat...Whatever you do, DO NOT get a matching one. If you want to dump her, don't let the fact that she got a tattoo stand in the way. It's her own fault for being a complete moron and getting it was her choice.