Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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CryingHowls 0
damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >
L0veh8te 0
Pyscho Bitch
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Comments (271)
Will09 0
Well, you should do whatever you want because you dont wanna be stuck with someone you dont like for the rest of your life so but dont be harsh
waterynuggets 0
FHL for getting a shitty tattoo.
theodivine 0
Pfft dump her anyway. She'll learn the hard way not to have boyfriends' names put permanently on her body. My mom got her boyfriend's name on her hip and they broke up a month later. I told her it was a bad idea, but she didn't listen. Hahaha.
pinkbullethippy 0
I met this chick that after a week of knowing her had someone draw up a tattoo that said our names and bffs forever. Luckily I talked her out of it. Then later her husband found out she was cheating and asked for a divorce a few days later she got "property of ---" with his name in the blank. Name tattoos are creepy and kinda weird especially if you guys were just dating.
vt_mruhlin 0
If I ever get into that situation where I know I'm about to be dumped again, I'm going to go get a removable tattoo like that just to **** around with her.
bmach 0
Holy shit. At this point, just start being a subtly shittier boyfriend and get HER to dump YOU. If you dump her now she'll probably end up doing what others have mentioned: keying your car, stalking you, etc.
mister_moops 0
what a dumb bitch.
Imawhalerider 0
Get a tat that sais we are breaking up
lacalina 0
wow what a crazy bitch... don't feel bad about dumping her if you didn't encourage her to get the tattoo, it's not your fault she's insane.
swooshq 0
No, it's okay. The tattoo's on her back, so she won't have to see it if she doesn't want to.