Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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CryingHowls 0
damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >
L0veh8te 0
Pyscho Bitch
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Comments (271)
izangela 0
ROFL.
Peacelover99 0
SDI (She deserved it) For getting the tattoo in the first place. First. You should be married if your going to do that. Second, If you are getting anyone name on you, it should be BLOOD RELATED. Otherwise, something might happen, and you two might end. Then you would have a tattoo that means nothing, and not another love life.
guitar12 0
Im so sorry man
copey 0
DUMP HER.. can't wait to read her FML story
BigDickGary 0
Holy ****. That is one step beyond needy. D:
RuralNinja 0
Wow, that's pretty crazy. You shouldn't ever do that, especially while dating, and its still a really bad idea even after marriage.
elliekinslurvsya 0
wow. that's just...insane. the only time a tattoo about your relationship is ever alright is if you are married, have been for a long time, and know you're always going to be together. like my parents -- for their 26th anniversary, they both got 'rings' tattooed to their left ring fingers in place of their wedding rings. i think my mom mostly wanted it because for whatever reason, old ladies always hit on my dad (and some around 30-40) and he didn't wear his wedding ring much because he works in construction and he didn't want to lose it. but it's a really cool tattoo they both got, it's the symbol for eternity with their initials (c and d) made into a heart above it. but back to the post...i hope you still broke up with her, instead of, say, staying with her for guilt of making her feel bad, and because of that tattoo. she's wayyyy too obsessed...get out now!!
TiffJ16 0
FYL, You were obviously, whether or not purposefully acting different towards her, becacause apparently your feelings for her had started to waiver, so why, knowing things were different between the 2 of you, would she take it upon herself to make a lifetime committment w/out discussing it prior. That just made the break up 30X more difficult. DEF FYL
GmanG 0
Just guessing - your name stars with e?
Charlieeeeeeeeee 0
What makes you think so?
ah_09 0
wow i hope you broke up with her anyways . if you did , bet that tattoo made it a lot harder. fyl .
cheenie 0
YDI for actually having a relationship thinking it'll all go loose.