Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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CryingHowls 0
damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >
L0veh8te 0
Pyscho Bitch
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zee209 0
80 - It's stupid to even get a spouses name. No one PLANS to get divorced, but stuff does happen. You never know what the future holds. You can say you love each other and will always work things out, but you still never know what till happen in the future. Regardless of what you say in the present moment, the future cannot be predicted.
Twinklestar 0
Not that I think getting a tattoo of anything is a great idea but I don't recall seeing such an excessively negative reaction to Angelina Jolie's Billy Bob tattoo and I think most of you are going a bit over board with the crazy comments. F his gf's life if anything.
mobius8 0
Yeah, that's kinda what I was thinking...
FoundManyLemons 0
DTMFA and run.
zoesterhp 0
you deserve it for saying "reckon"
bananapants 0
GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! That is a full on Level 5 Clinger. You're pretty much screwed because the name tattoo pretty much proves that she's a crazy b**ch. If I were you, I'd make her dump you. She'll haunt you forever if you dump her. Take a page from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and multiply it by 10. Good luck. You're gonna need it.
BRIDESHEAD 0
ha ha, you're awesome.
Lenne_fml 0
being super lovey is one thing but a 'clinger' is different. she sounds a wee bit obsessive haha. you might wana get outta that shit asap >.>
ASpocksky 0
What an idiot... You never get names unless it's your family...
FMLfangirl89 0
well its never a good idea to get your mates name. although, you should just be happy someone loves you and wants to be with you. so what if shes needy, maybe she wouldnt be if you gave her more attention- ****** asshole!
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
I cannot believe the ignorant comments like "You can't really rape guys cuz they don't care who they ****!!!1!!1" What a bunch of narrow-minded assholes. As for the OP... Somebody smelled a breakup headed her way. This is an obvious ploy to manipulate "her man" into staying. As was mentioned earlier, beware false (or worse yet, real, if you leave the protection up to her) pregnancy claims. Get her to take a pregnancy test, take back all keys, and educate yourself on restraining order procedure before you do the deed. Good luck. Stories like this make me so glad I'm straight.
rustyrox 0
scary.... if that's her only problem maybe get her counciling? If not, a restraining order... this is weird. Maybe it's a joke?