Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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CryingHowls 0
damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >
L0veh8te 0
Pyscho Bitch
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Comments (271)
Salina_22 0
I agree, don't matter about the tattoo, she got that done on her own stupidity, Dumb that chick !!!!
Da_Gov 0
uh you could still break up with her, it doesn't really matter, if she's got to go than she's got to go
plexico 3
I think that means you now have to stay with her. Her tramp stamp has marked you as hers. Aren't you going to feel weird about ejaculating all over your own name?
dreadedone 0
LOL!!
CFR 0
Your girlfriend's dumb. Doesn't she know that like 99.99999999999(lots of 9's) % of couples who get each other's names done as tats break up right after?
plexico 3
Watch "Fatal Attraction" and you will realize that you are finished. The only way to get away from her is to make her dump you. Gain some weight and take up some habits that disgust her like smoking, drinking or drugs. Be sullen and crabby, especially around her friends and family. Demand that she give up things that are important to you. If she likes her family, try to alienate them, but if she hates them, endear yourself to them. Fart and belch a lot. Shamelessly. It can be done. It may take time and you will have to disgust yourself in the process, but you seem to be stuck with a high-end psycho, so you have to make her feel that she dumped you.
wroughtinfire 0
...also never EVER get a bunny.
plexico 3
Unless it could wreak certain death with it's nasty, pointy teeth!
thabeast 0
in short, its her fault still break up ~akquward
Alexgoesfml 3
It's a stupid idea to get a tattoo of a boyfriend/girlfriend's name. Because if the two of you break up, then you have to live with a their name on you, making the break-up harder. She really didn't think this through and clearly is deeply in love with you, I hope you will be able to break up with her. If you aren't happy in the relationship then you need to break up with her. None of this is your fault so, although it will be harsh on her so do it gently.
themixedt4pe 0
Yes, name tattoos are super dumb, especially of a boyfriend, no matter how much you love them. The OP should still break it off because it's not his fault she got a stupid tattoo. I hope she stays sane afterwards, because if she's so needy that she got that tattoo and you wanted to get rid of her then she might a) go to totally psycho, or b) become suicidal. Watch out for those. Honestly though, I don't think she really loves him at all. She might THINK she does, but either she is so needy that she would have gotten anyone's name tattooed on her back to "show them how much she loves them" and prevent them from leaving without enormous guilt, and/or she's just plain creepy and obsessed. Obsessed with someone is nowhere CLOSE to real love.
redblueviolet 0
#56 - I agree. She's not in love - she's freaking crazy!
eliz3 0
The tattoo should not prevent the break up, if anything it should give you more cause to get on with it and get outttt
SarlaccBits 0
If you are ready to get out of that relationship – that feeling will not go away. So what if she was stupid enough to get a tattoo of your names – that’s her problem, not yours. Quit lying to her and be true to your feelings and move on.
CrunkCupcake97 2
I hope she can cover it up..