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  marinus_fml  |  19

Yes, it's a common tradition in Canada to shave your globes (light bulbs) before inserting them.

Q.How many Canadians does it take to screw in a globe?

A. 2- one to shave it and one to turn it in.


Were you trying to use above-average-length words to make yourself sound smarter? If so, the way that comment was worded just canceled it out. Im referring to "I was indeed just meaning...", yes I'm the chief of the grammar police. Come at me bro.

  megamandude455  |  10

109, the reason that is is because if there's a quote which isn't necessarily part of the statement being made, the punctuation goes outside. If the quote is part of the statement, such as in a book's paragraph and a subject is speaking, punctuation goes inside the quote.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

Edward Scissorhands, not Edward Cullen.
No self respecting vampire would want to get blood via the tea bag route of cupping someones globes.
Then again, twilight did have some sorry-ass vampires.

  emilyjgraham  |  34

razors shouldn't leave unless it's blunt or you're shaving down wards. razors I'd say are safer as you can get strips at the top and bottom to keep it moisturized at the same time. scissors? you have to hover ever so slightly over the skin, what happens if your hand shakes?

  Kkboreland  |  5

Um this is a random question... So I've gotten brazzilian waxes before and it hurt like a mother f#%^*~£ if a guy waxes his balls which would hurt more: girls or boys?