jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
**** my shit up
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
curly_eyelashes
Windsor, Canada
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Anonymous
United States
Clumped
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
uofpalum
United States
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
maggie
United States
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
zana
United States
Tough enough
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
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RoseCrystal 17
It's called a Dinglehopper.
hunterluv1 20
Like Ariel :D
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Comments (264)
ThatAsianChick 2
the lil mermaid lol
xxxKortnixxx 7
Lol, no comb?
aksweetheart 7
this FML made me immediately think of the little mermaid(:
benimin 6
Not that bad I thought you were gonna say you found it in your hair.
hellangel10 3
it's a dinglehopper
chaoticcupcake 10
I still do that if I have to. Sometimes there's a hair emergency haha
forevralon 7
Use the dinglehopper just like so twirl the way I'm twirlin now Give it a little yank and there ya go you're what they call a doll now lol I was a seagull in my dance studio's production of the little mermaid; I was a tap dancing seagull and our costume rocked :)
razzledazzle21 23
Ariel is that you?
zakfjsks 1
I've done that before my friend from Arkansas was the one to come up with the idea
puppie406 23
It's called a dinglehopper op ;) did Sebastian find it for you too Ariel? Lol