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By Courtney - 28/06/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By terpity12 - 07/08/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I rescheduled my doctor's appointment for a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML

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By Mandoune - 07/11/2008 14:18 - Finland

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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By momac86 - 19/01/2015 06:34 - United States

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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camoney 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:13

definitely the toenail

cudi504 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:14

definitely the fish hook through the toenail *shudder*

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laxinboy21 3

Friday 1 July 2011 6:28

wow ur stupid

losemymind 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:00

How the hell did your keys land in the lake?

ama522 6

Monday 4 July 2011 2:30

you bring fish hooks to the lake but no poles?

elilucas55 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:17

atleast it didnt land somewhere else.

r39p 3

Monday 22 August 2011 6:02

And that kids is the importance of wearing shoes

hewro_failure 11

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:50

Better the toenail rather than the toe ... And if it did stick you in the toe hopefully you have your tetanus shot

kirstyannemiller 4

Wednesday 11 April 2012 9:03

Damnn, now you have to limp home.

heytherepeyton 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:29

Time for a tetanus shot.

cwl727 32

Wednesday 23 April 2014 20:03

the fishhook

thatonetribute 31

Friday 30 January 2015 16:42

This made me cringe! Oh God!

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