By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States
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let her fish the keys out of the toilet, she peed/pooped on them
Wouldn't it of been easier to just reach in with your hands and grab them when you first dropped them in? If there was nothing else but water in the toilet, just wash your hands after.
Luckily, you drive a piece of shit car, and it can be started with the turd you fished out.
you have two very useful tools to fish keys out of the toilet with you at all times they're called hands
What the Fuck are you doing with the keys over the toilet in the first place? You don't have a second set of keys? If I were her, I would have shit, gave myself a courtesy flush, then wiped my a$$ while you were outside the bathroom crying/trying to get in. Fuck you for interupting her taking a shit!!!
If faced with a similar situation, such as a freak gardening accident when you "accidentally" sit on a cucumber pointing up, you need two things and two things fast: a pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret.