Health and Miscellaneous: Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink....

By DoseyGit - 24/01/2017 08:00

Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML

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steelmoonlight 23

Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:01

Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?

fuckIife 8

Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:09

Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.

Comments

steelmoonlight 23

Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:01

Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?

Demon_of_Light 27

Tuesday 24 January 2017 10:56

You can't rinse hair down the drain; it'll clog everything up.

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 24 January 2017 16:31

Not necessarily, it depends on how much hair goes down the drain and how often you clean your pipes with a snake or liquid product. But hair does go down your drain when you shave and when you shower. Sometime you just don't even know

ohkitty 21

Tuesday 24 January 2017 20:19

one singular hair isn't gonna clog the drain up, & the FML specified it was one hair

fuckIife 8

Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:09

Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.

ChiefKoala 30

Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:50

Ahh, how fun our bodies are when our brains are on autopilot.

cacheson 41

Tuesday 24 January 2017 16:55

Uh... is there a reason you didn't just put the hair on the trash?

species4872 19

Tuesday 24 January 2017 17:35

Just to make it a bit more scary for you, it wasn't a hair it was a spider leg and he's gonna come looking for you to get it back.

weejuh 5

Tuesday 24 January 2017 18:58

Reminds me of that time when I tossed dirty socks in the garbage and a used tampon in the hamper. Sigh...

Moonelo9 14

Tuesday 24 January 2017 23:20

wait, what???

0utland 18

Wednesday 25 January 2017 7:11

Hahaha brain fart xD I have done similiar things multiple times myself. Take the chocolate bar out of the wrapper, throw the chocolate away and shove the wrapper in my mouth, is one of many.