Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML
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steelmoonlight
| 23
Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?
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fuckIife
| 8
Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.
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steelmoonlight
| 23
Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?
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Demon_of_Light
| 27
You can't rinse hair down the drain; it'll clog everything up.
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fuckIife
| 8
Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.
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ChiefKoala
| 30
Ahh, how fun our bodies are when our brains are on autopilot.
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cacheson
| 39
Uh... is there a reason you didn't just put the hair on the trash?
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species4872
| 19
Just to make it a bit more scary for you, it wasn't a hair it was a spider leg and he's gonna come looking for you to get it back.
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weejuh
| 5
Reminds me of that time when I tossed dirty socks in the garbage and a used tampon in the hamper. Sigh...
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Moonelo9
| 14
wait, what???
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0utland
| 18
Hahaha brain fart xD I have done similiar things multiple times myself. Take the chocolate bar out of the wrapper, throw the chocolate away and shove the wrapper in my mouth, is one of many.