By DoseyGit - 24/01/2017 08:00

Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML
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steelmoonlight 23
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Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?

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fuckIife 8
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Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.

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steelmoonlight 23
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Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?

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Demon_of_Light 27
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You can't rinse hair down the drain; it'll clog everything up.

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jcash52426 5
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Not necessarily, it depends on how much hair goes down the drain and how often you clean your pipes with a snake or liquid product. But hair does go down your drain when you shave and when you shower. Sometime you just don't even know

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ohkitty 21
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one singular hair isn't gonna clog the drain up, & the FML specified it was one hair

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fuckIife 8
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Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.

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ChiefKoala 30
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Ahh, how fun our bodies are when our brains are on autopilot.

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cacheson 41
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Uh... is there a reason you didn't just put the hair on the trash?

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species4872 19

Just to make it a bit more scary for you, it wasn't a hair it was a spider leg and he's gonna come looking for you to get it back.

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weejuh 5
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Reminds me of that time when I tossed dirty socks in the garbage and a used tampon in the hamper. Sigh...

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Moonelo9 14
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wait, what???

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0utland 18
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Hahaha brain fart xD I have done similiar things multiple times myself. Take the chocolate bar out of the wrapper, throw the chocolate away and shove the wrapper in my mouth, is one of many.

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