By DoseyGit - 24/01/2017 08:00

Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML
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Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?

Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.

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Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?

You can't rinse hair down the drain; it'll clog everything up.

Not necessarily, it depends on how much hair goes down the drain and how often you clean your pipes with a snake or liquid product. But hair does go down your drain when you shave and when you shower. Sometime you just don't even know

one singular hair isn't gonna clog the drain up, & the FML specified it was one hair

Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.

Ahh, how fun our bodies are when our brains are on autopilot.

Uh... is there a reason you didn't just put the hair on the trash?

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Just to make it a bit more scary for you, it wasn't a hair it was a spider leg and he's gonna come looking for you to get it back.

Reminds me of that time when I tossed dirty socks in the garbage and a used tampon in the hamper. Sigh...

wait, what???

Hahaha brain fart xD I have done similiar things multiple times myself. Take the chocolate bar out of the wrapper, throw the chocolate away and shove the wrapper in my mouth, is one of many.