FML : Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and...

Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DoseyGit - / Tuesday 24 January 2017 08:00 /

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By steelmoonlight | 23

#7395790 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:01

Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?

By fuckIife | 8

#7395792 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:09

Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.

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By steelmoonlight | 23

#7395790 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:01

Why didn't you just use the water to push the hair down the drain?

Demon_of_Light | 27

#7395842 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 10:56

You can't rinse hair down the drain; it'll clog everything up.

By fuckIife | 8

#7395792 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:09

Been there... threw socks in the toilet, and almost pissed in the laundry hamper.

By ChiefKoala | 29

#7395805 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 8:50

Ahh, how fun our bodies are when our brains are on autopilot.

By cacheson | 39

#7396055 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 16:55

Uh... is there a reason you didn't just put the hair on the trash?

By species4872 | 19

#7396072 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 17:35

Just to make it a bit more scary for you, it wasn't a hair it was a spider leg and he's gonna come looking for you to get it back.

By weejuh | 5

#7396111 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 18:58

Reminds me of that time when I tossed dirty socks in the garbage and a used tampon in the hamper. Sigh...

By Moonelo9 | 14

#7396247 - Tuesday 24 January 2017 23:20

wait, what???

By 0utland | 18

#7396429 - Wednesday 25 January 2017 7:11

Hahaha brain fart xD I have done similiar things multiple times myself. Take the chocolate bar out of the wrapper, throw the chocolate away and shove the wrapper in my mouth, is one of many.