Animal control

By possum oh possum - 02/05/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a small get together in my backyard. My idiot sister got blackout drunk and found a stray cat. She was holding it and taking selfies, until her dumbass realized she’d actually picked up a possum. She panicked and dropped it. Now it’s loose somewhere in my house and I can’t find it. FML
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bleachedraven 14

I'm sorry but that's fucking hilarious

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Alex Gruber 5
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why is it that cats are considered cute while possums, once recognized as such, are causing panic??

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Why dis you let your sister get drunk?

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bleachedraven 14

I'm sorry but that's fucking hilarious

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Alex Gruber 5
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why is it that cats are considered cute while possums, once recognized as such, are causing panic??

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Wadlaen 23

Well, at least you got the selfies to be able to identify it if you find it...😅

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CowgirlWithHeart 15
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Opossums are amazing. They eat ticks, and venomous snakes, and other pests, and practically never get rabies and they're super docile. Of all the wild animals that could be loose in your house that's like the best. A feral cat or fearful dog is more scary than an opossum!

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Jessika Jensen 7

I feel bad for the possum! It will come out when you are sound asleep. Set up a trap.

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