By possum oh possum - 2/5/2021 05:01 - United States

Animal control

Today, I had a small get together in my backyard. My idiot sister got blackout drunk and found a stray cat. She was holding it and taking selfies, until her dumbass realized she’d actually picked up a possum. She panicked and dropped it. Now it’s loose somewhere in my house and I can’t find it. FML
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By  bleachedraven  |  12

I'm sorry but that's fucking hilarious

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By  bleachedraven  |  12

I'm sorry but that's fucking hilarious

By  CowgirlWithHeart  |  9

Opossums are amazing. They eat ticks, and venomous snakes, and other pests, and practically never get rabies and they're super docile. Of all the wild animals that could be loose in your house that's like the best. A feral cat or fearful dog is more scary than an opossum!

By  Jessika Jensen  |  7

I feel bad for the possum! It will come out when you are sound asleep. Set up a trap.