FML : Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an...

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Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 June 2016 00:28 /

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By Dave_Davington | 27

#6671209 - Sunday 14 August 2016 11:10

Just tell her to stop dicking around and get back to work.

By GrantedTexas356 | 13

#6671207 - Sunday 14 August 2016 11:04

So, put together, how many did you guys sculpt?

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By Oh_No_Not_Him | 25

#6648310 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 11:43

Your sister is fantastic! And so is this entry.

By GrantedTexas356 | 13

#6671207 - Sunday 14 August 2016 11:04

So, put together, how many did you guys sculpt?

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tibtak_fml | 10

#6671266 - Sunday 14 August 2016 02:29

20 sounds like the perfect age for this

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LyricaSilvan | 29

#6671394 - Sunday 14 August 2016 07:28

Shit, I'm 25 and I would do that. XD

By Dave_Davington | 27

#6671209 - Sunday 14 August 2016 11:10

Just tell her to stop dicking around and get back to work.

By the_panda | 11

#6671211 - Sunday 14 August 2016 11:16

And..? She's a goddess o/

By buckdharma | 34

#6671217 - Sunday 14 August 2016 11:25

I can help her find her feet. If you start at the head, and then travel down the shaft, my guess is they're right underneath the two balls?

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Arkham_Callabero | 13

#6671350 - Sunday 14 August 2016 06:00

You did read the part where it said "Sister" right? Or did you just fail basic biology?

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tomatosz | 23

#6671364 - Sunday 14 August 2016 06:27

#11 He said 'her' feet, so I'm going with the latter.

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Pepsiisbae | 15

#6671436 - Sunday 14 August 2016 08:49

He could've ment the ones that she was sculpting her feet would've been under the ones she was sculpting,but it was still stupid

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Aeriyx | 6

#6671460 - Sunday 14 August 2016 09:31

I think he was making a joke about starting from the head of the dicks she was sculpting.

By Tsukiyomi | 16

#6671242 - Sunday 14 August 2016 12:49

You might need to choke a bitch

By Colon_Man | 17

#6671264 - Sunday 14 August 2016 02:09

After a few months? Helping around the house starts on day one.

By puppies4life | 10

#6671326 - Sunday 14 August 2016 05:05

Is it bad that I laughed at this for 2 minutes?

By OnAMission | 5

#6671369 - Sunday 14 August 2016 06:37

No wonder she couldn't find her feet, the dish soap foam was covering them.

By Khaleesi_D | 9

#6671397 - Sunday 14 August 2016 07:32

I've done that before except it was laundry detergent.

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