By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 00:28

Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML
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Dave_Davington 33
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Just tell her to stop dicking around and get back to work.

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GrantedTexas356 13
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So, put together, how many did you guys sculpt?

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25
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Your sister is fantastic! And so is this entry.

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GrantedTexas356 13
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So, put together, how many did you guys sculpt?

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tibtak_fml 10
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20 sounds like the perfect age for this

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Shit, I'm 25 and I would do that. XD

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Dave_Davington 33
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Just tell her to stop dicking around and get back to work.

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the_panda 11
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And..? She's a goddess o/

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buckdharma 36
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I can help her find her feet. If you start at the head, and then travel down the shaft, my guess is they're right underneath the two balls?

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Arkham_Callabero 15
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You did read the part where it said "Sister" right? Or did you just fail basic biology?

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tomatosz 23
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#11 He said 'her' feet, so I'm going with the latter.

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Pepsiisbae 15
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He could've ment the ones that she was sculpting her feet would've been under the ones she was sculpting,but it was still stupid

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Aeriyx 6
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I think he was making a joke about starting from the head of the dicks she was sculpting.

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Tsukiyomi 16

You might need to choke a bitch

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Colon_Man 17
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After a few months? Helping around the house starts on day one.

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puppies4life 10
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Is it bad that I laughed at this for 2 minutes?

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OnAMission 5
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No wonder she couldn't find her feet, the dish soap foam was covering them.

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Khaleesi_D 9
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I've done that before except it was laundry detergent.

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